Joel, Scott, Katherine, Jimmy and Lizzie

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Joel: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Lizzie: Have everyone stand.
Jimmy: Bring three more chairs!
Katherine: The most important ones can sit down.
Scott: Kill three.

Joel: Favorite horror movie?
Scott: It
Jimmy: Saw
Katherine: Annabelle
Lizzie: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Joel: You're a loose cannon, Scott.
Scott: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Jimmy: I think you play by your own rules.
Katherine: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Joel: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Scott: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Lizzie is a loose cannon.
Lizzie: *smashes a chair*

Joel: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Scott: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Lizzie: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Jimmy: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Katherine: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Joel: What does 'take out' mean?
Katherine: Food.
Jimmy: Dating
Scott: Murder
Lizzie: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

Joel: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Scott: Several traffic violations.
Jimmy: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Katherine: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Lizzie: Also, that's not our car.

Joel: Nothing in life is free.
Scott: Love is free!
Jimmy: Adventure is free.
Katherine: Knowledge is free.
Lizzie: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Joel: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Scott: Not if they consent to it.
Lizzie: Depends who you're stabbing.
Katherine and Jimmy: YES?!?

Scott: I'm hot, I'm tall, I'm gay, And I'm on my theater kid arc.

Lizzie, trying to convince Joel to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!                                              Jimmy: And loud!                                                                      Scott: And grumpy!                                                          Katherine: And oblivious to reality!                                              Joel: ...





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