Tim: That I need a break from their crap.
Oli: Fair enough.
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(Another incorrect quote brought to you by me)
Roi: Do you really expect that I didn't think this through?
JC: You never think things through.
Roi: Do you really expect that MatPat didn't think this through for me?
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Joey: So, when did this happen?
Justine: I was thinking of dying my hair red.
Joey:
Ro:
Ro: Babe, that doesn’t answer the question.
Justine: That’s the information I have.
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Tyler, dramatically: It’s out of my hands, Joey. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny.
Joey:
Tyler: But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life.
Andrea Russett, cleaning her throat: Ahem.
Tyler: As are you.
Liza: Ahem.
Tyler: And you. And-
Jesse: Is literally just sitting there
Tyler: Oh, I don’t know you, but I’d like to.
Joey: Tyler!
Tyler: I gotta go!
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Willy: I’m sick of this. Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.
High Tower: You didn’t have a happy childhood?
Willy: My favorite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.
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DeStorm: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Alex: Cwimes against huwumanity.
DeStorm: I am going to break your fingers.
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Oli: Thanks for letting me stay here.
Tim: Of course! As they say in France, ‘mi casa es tu casa’.
Eva: That’s Spanish.
Tim: People speak Spanish in France!
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Drive-thru guy: Bye, have a nice day!
Liza: Bye, I love you.
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Justine: grabs Alex by the collar and kisses him passionately on the lips
