Sera: Well John since you call me a slut a lot I'm going to be one.
John: I ONLY CALL YOU THAT WHEN YOU HALF RAPE ME!
Remi: Wait.....
Sera: Get undressed Remi. NOW.
Fiore: Wait Em' what about you? Who are you gonna hook up with?
Emerson: No one! Because I'm not gay! :)
Isen: Follow the rules.
Emerson: But being Intersex kinda counts as being gay.
Fiore: You have testosterone and a penis. Next.
Emerson: Fuck.
John: GET AWAY FROM ME! ARLO HAS NO PANTS ON!!
Arlo: Hell yeah.
Blyke: No seriously, what are you gonna do?
Emerson: I'm going to be single and create a self help show with 4 other gay guys.
Isen: ooh I wanna watch that! I wish it was real.
Fiore: It does exist. Its called Queer Eye.
Remi: OMG SERA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Sera: Doing lesbian shit with you.
Elaine: Thank god I'm not horny.
Fiore: Maybe I am. 😡
Blyke: You guys this was supposed to be some joke.
John: HIS DING DONG IS IN MY BUTT!!! HEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!!!!
Arlo: It's actually kinda nice.
Elaine: 🤢
Isen: Come here you!
Blyke: IM NOT LETTING YOU KISS ME!
Isen: Aw.
Remi: AH STOP! 🤪
Emerson: This chat is cursed.
Sera: YOU STOP! 🤤
Blyke: WTF ARE GUYS ACTUALLY DOING IT?!
Arlo: Yep.
John: SAVE ME!
Sera: Well John is never horny.
Remi: And I have lost all love for Blyke after the cucumber.
Fiore: This is why I never had friends.
Emerson: We should just stick together and not let those assholes get to us.
Fiore: Em' I'm lesbian. Remember?
Emerson: I know, I'm gay too but.
Fiore: But?
Emerson: Maybe we could try to be straight?
John: STOP ALL THIS HOMO COSPLAY AND SAVE MY BUTT!!
Blyke: Feels good eh?
John: NO!
Fiore: OK. I'll try.
Emerson: Yeah, maybe we'll find out we are straight.
John: MY BUTT!!
Sera: Shut up I'm trying to sleep with Remi.
Elaine: I'm all alone now.
Isen: Fuck. Two people just tried to be straight. This ain't working.
Blyke: YOU MADE ALMOST ALL OF MY FRIENDS FUCK EACH OTHER!!!
Isen: So what? Its for my enjoyment.
Arlo: Ah that felt good.
John: I will never forgive you Arlo.
Remi: I needed that.
Sera: Hey anytime.
John: ANYTIME?!
Sera: Yeah. We're besties!
John: I probably won't be able to poop for a week.
Arlo: Stop bitching and spread your legs for round 2!
John: NOOO!!!!!
Isen: The Alpha's are kissing. :(
Fiore: I'm trying out being straight. I dunno maybe I will change my mind.
John: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE?! I MADE MY MISTAKES!!
Sera: Well John think about it. Maybe the next time we go at it maybe you'll feel more sympathy for me?
John: I DON'T FUCK YOUR ASS SERA!!!
Arlo: OOH YEAH!!😍
Emerson: Dude you are literally a point higher than him.
John: BUT HE HAS THAT STUPID PASSIVE!!!
Elaine: I think I might break up with Arlo.
John: CALL 911!!
Blyke: Neen woon woon what's ur emergency?
John: FUCK ALL OF YOU!!
Arlo: OK I'm done now. I need some coffee.
John: Why me?
Arlo: Babe would you like some coffee?
John: I want my divinity back and my ass virginity.
Emerson: There is no such thing John.
John: 🤒
Sera: Hey Remi. How about we take a shower together?
Blyke: Please no Remi!
Remi: Sure!
Blyke: 😳
Elaine: Why did I must hear my Arlo fuck another man.
Sera: At least yours was the dominant one, not the taker.
John: You sadistic bitch.
Fiore: I stayed clean! 😇
Emerson: Thank god.
Isen: I WANTED TO SLEEP WITH BLYKE!!
Blyke: EW NO!! YOU PROBABLY HAVE RAT HERPES!!
Isen: But I do.
Blyke: I hate this horrible world.
Author's note: Just to be clear.....
This episode is not cannon with the chatfic so you all can breath easy.
Also sorry but not sorry Jarlo shippers.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
Gay for a day ( WARNING: JARLO )
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