Chapter 3: Don't judge the book by it's cover

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A/N: It got released, i don't know shit about it yet, so let's do it my way, okay?














Narrator POV

It's been a few days since Y/N got taken as a Harbringer from the Fatui, and he was accepted quite quickly 

Right now, Signora and Y/N were now in front of the Tsaritsa, waiting for orders

Y/N: Ok, so what's the mission today? I still can't fire beam from my nose though

Signora: Silence, let the goddess talk

Tsaritsa: ......

Y/N: ......I think she's sleeping

Signora: Don't be stupid, she ca-

Her sentence was cut by a lourd snore from the Tsaritsa, as Signora deadpanned

Y/N: Give me my moras

Signora: Fuck you

Y/N: No u. Anyway, I ASK FOR SUPER GODDESS TSARITSA TO WAKE UP! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS!

Tsaritsa: WHAT?!

The Tsaritsa got up instantly, before walking to Y/N, and grab him by his collar

Tsaritsa: WHO?!

Y/N: Inazuma

Tsaritsa: I KNEW IT, THAT BAAL BITCH! Y/N! SIGNORA! GO GET SCARAMOUCHE AND THEN GO TO INAZUMA AND KILL BAAL!

Y/N: FOR CHRISTMAS

Signora: I hate my life choices sometimes

Y/N and Signora walk away from the throne, as the Tsaritsa started to throw a tantrum about Baal trying to cancel Christmas

Timeskip - Y/N POV

Right now, Me, Signora and Midget were in a boat in direction of Inazuma

Y/N: So, who's Baal?

Signora: You don't know?

Scaramouche: Of course he don't know he's stupid

Y/N: Get above the height of my knee and then you talk midget

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Y/N: Get above the height of my knee and then you talk midget

Signora: Pfft....

Scaramouche: Don't play though, i can kill you whenever i want

Y/N: By doing what? Stab my leg?

Scaramouche: Make one more joke about my height and i'll kill you with a sword in the ass

Y/N: Well, all of my joke would be thrown above you, isn't it? Not that it's this difficult

Scaramouche: THAT'S IT!

Signora: We're here

I looked at where she is pointing, and see a faint black point from afar

Y/N: ......The fuck do you mean we're here? We still have plenty of time

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