A/N: It got released, i don't know shit about it yet, so let's do it my way, okay?
Narrator POV
It's been a few days since Y/N got taken as a Harbringer from the Fatui, and he was accepted quite quickly
Right now, Signora and Y/N were now in front of the Tsaritsa, waiting for orders
Y/N: Ok, so what's the mission today? I still can't fire beam from my nose though
Signora: Silence, let the goddess talk
Tsaritsa: ......
Y/N: ......I think she's sleeping
Signora: Don't be stupid, she ca-
Her sentence was cut by a lourd snore from the Tsaritsa, as Signora deadpanned
Y/N: Give me my moras
Signora: Fuck you
Y/N: No u. Anyway, I ASK FOR SUPER GODDESS TSARITSA TO WAKE UP! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS!
Tsaritsa: WHAT?!
The Tsaritsa got up instantly, before walking to Y/N, and grab him by his collar
Tsaritsa: WHO?!
Y/N: Inazuma
Tsaritsa: I KNEW IT, THAT BAAL BITCH! Y/N! SIGNORA! GO GET SCARAMOUCHE AND THEN GO TO INAZUMA AND KILL BAAL!
Y/N: FOR CHRISTMAS
Signora: I hate my life choices sometimes
Y/N and Signora walk away from the throne, as the Tsaritsa started to throw a tantrum about Baal trying to cancel Christmas
Timeskip - Y/N POV
Right now, Me, Signora and Midget were in a boat in direction of Inazuma
Y/N: So, who's Baal?
Signora: You don't know?
Scaramouche: Of course he don't know he's stupid
Y/N: Get above the height of my knee and then you talk midget
Signora: Pfft....
Scaramouche: Don't play though, i can kill you whenever i want
Y/N: By doing what? Stab my leg?
Scaramouche: Make one more joke about my height and i'll kill you with a sword in the ass
Y/N: Well, all of my joke would be thrown above you, isn't it? Not that it's this difficult
Scaramouche: THAT'S IT!
Signora: We're here
I looked at where she is pointing, and see a faint black point from afar
Y/N: ......The fuck do you mean we're here? We still have plenty of time
YOU ARE READING
Love through the worlds( Mihoyo verse x Male Reader)
FanfictionY/N L/N, the only man, who managed to make the strongest being in history, fall in love with him It's Mihoyo verse, so Honkai Gakuen, Honkai Impact and Genshin impact are in the party