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Warning:

Cussing

(POV) Tntinnit

Place: Las Nevadas
Time: 12:05

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"TUBBEE WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU MAN- WE'VE GOT TO GRAB ALL THE LOOT IN THIS PLACE-"

Tubbee then flies out of the museum, laughing, and holding a crap ton of diamonds- WHAT THE FUCK-

"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK- YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME?!"

"Oh- was I suppose to? Well even if I was, I don't care man, LOOK AT THESE-" he then shrinks down, dropping most of the diamonds, except one, which he hugs with glee.

"Being villains has changed us haven't it- I mean, now your obsessed with shiny shit and flowers, I'm obsessed with explosives and lava, and Ran- I mean Casinoboo is obsesssed with ruining people's lives- and villagers-"

I look at Tubbee expecting an answer, but he doesn't respond, and instead ignores me for the diamond. Am I jealous of a dumb ore? Yes, and you can't make me not hate it.

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