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I'm sitting with Santana and we are talking about something random till Rachel speaks up

"can i ask you guys something."

"yes you should move to Israel." Santana says to her with a smile, i try to hide my grin and smack her arm slightly.

but Rachel pulls up a chair in front of all the girls and says "It's about dating." she states making me look at her knowing who this is about. "not that I'm dating anyone. we all know that Finn and i are no longer an item, and for the sake of the team i broke up with jessie."

i roll my eyes as she continues "but lets just say i was dating someone. lets just say hypothetically we went to a wiggles concert last Friday night, and then because my dads weren't home, we went up to my room and started making out. it was erotic and romantic and-"

"please do not go into detail." i say covering my face with my hands trying not to imagine berry and jessie's sloppy make outs.

"and he said having sex isn't a big deal but i said it was and what if after that he got really crabby and left, and didn't even take home the care bear i won him playing skee ball?"

"would you please stop talking, you are grossing out my baby?" Quinn asks

"i second that because i know who you are talking about and i don't want to hear about you and my cousin, goblin." i say making the others turn to me but i just shrug

"i just want to be ready, i know I'm getting older, and these things are going to happen someday, but how do i stop a guy from getting mad at me for saying "no"?" she asks

"just do what i do, don't say no." Santana states

"totally, what's the worst that can happen" Britt adds

Mercedes speaks up "look girl don't ask me, the last guy i liked was the mayor of gay town and i cant wait for a guy to tell me "no"." she says

"yeah and don't ask me cuz I'm like deputy mayor of gay town and with girls its mutual and consensual, its fun" i look at her as she looks like a lost puppy so i add  "but i cant really comment on guys cuz with girls its not just sex, its like two souls being one in a moment of pure passion and lust." i pause and then say under my breath  "maybe thats just who its with...." i say zipping up my black hoddie and ripping at the ends of the sleeves. Santana grabs my hand and hold it to stop me from fidgeting as they continue.

"we just have to accept that guys don't care about our feelings. like the other day i was walking with Artie and he told me i needed to change how i looked if i wanted to have sex with him." she says

"eww what?" i say looking at her

"thats gotta sting." Rachel says

Mr shue walks over to us and says "hey guys, I'm sorry to interrupt your little sorority, but i couldn't help but overhearing. are you really having that much boy trouble?" he asks

"you wouldn't understand, Mr shue. you're a guy" Quinn says

"well maybe you should talk to someone about it. like Ms. Pillsbury" he suggests

"I've tried that but she got all weird and flustered." Rachel says

"wonder why." i murmur under my breath

the bell goes and Quinn says "the fact is that women ern 70 cents to every dollar that a man does for doing the same job... that attitude starts in high school." she leaves after

i follow but Mr shue calls me "Andy we need to talk

i turn back to him "yes Mr S." i say to him as i get out some gum

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