Haikyuu Ship One Shots

KuroKen

*Private messages with Rooster🐓 and Pudding Head*

Rooster🐓: KITTEN
Rooster🐓: PUDDING
Rooster🐓: KYANMA
Rooster🐓: KENMA
Rooster🐓: MY LOVE
Rooster🐓: ANSWER ME

Pudding Head: Kuroo wtf
Pudding Head: It's 1 in the morning

Rooster🐓: YES
Rooster🐓: YOURE HERE

Pudding Head: Yes
Pudding Head: I am
Pudding Head: Did you need something

Rooster🐓: YES
Rooster🐓: I HAVE A QUESTION

Pudding Head: What is it

Rooster🐓: OKAY
Rooster🐓: SO
Rooster🐓: CAN WE GET A CAT???

Pudding Head: I-
Pudding Head: Kuroo.
Pudding Head: No.

Rooster🐓: WHAT????
Rooster🐓: WHYY???

Pudding Head: Because we can't

Rooster🐓: But whyyyy 😩

Pudding Head: Well, to start, we live in separate houses
Pudding Head: Also, you're graduating
soon, so you won't really be
around enough to see it
Pudding Head: And idk if I trust
you with a cat's life

Rooster🐓: But it would just
give me more reasons to come back and visittttttt
Rooster🐓: And how dare you :((
Rooster🐓: I am a very responsible
person :(((

Pudding Head: Sure you are
Pudding Head: Were not getting
a cat Kuroo

Rooster🐓: Please???
Rooster🐓: We'd make great owners
😭😭

Pudding Head: Even so
Pudding Head: No to the cat

Rooster🐓: My heart
Rooster🐓: It's broken
Rooster🐓: I heard it shatter
into a million pieces

Pudding Head: Damn
Pudding Head: That sure does suck
Pudding Head: Welp have a good
night

Rooster🐓: HEJDHDJNDHD
Rooster🐓: KENMAAAAAAAAA
Rooster🐓: 😭😭😭

Pudding Head: ._.

Rooster🐓: Fiiiiiine
Rooster🐓: No cat
Rooster🐓: BUT
Rooster🐓: What about a dog????????

Pudding Head: Um no
Pudding Head: Dogs take too much
effort to care for

Rooster🐓: BUT WE COULD HANDLE IT
Rooster🐓: WE HAVE THE POWER
OF TRUE LOVE ON OUR SIDE
Rooster🐓: NOTHING IS MORE
POWERFUL THAN THAT

Pudding Head: There are many
things more powerful than that
Pudding Head: But that's not
the main topic rn
Pudding Head: We are not getting
a dog Kuroo

Rooster🐓: Hamster??

Pudding Head: Their eyes creep me out