Black Widow & Wolverine

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(Y/N): (Y/N). What?

Rick: Could I see them?

(Y/N): See what?

Rick: Your claws.

(Y/N): Sure.

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops his claws & shows them to Rick.)

Rick: Whoa. Shiny.

(Y/N): Yeah, I guess they are.

Rick: Can I touch them?

(Y/N): No.

Rick: Weird of me to ask?

(Y/N): Kinda.

(Y/N walks into the bathroom as we cut to Natasha walking into her mobile home & waking up Rick who fell asleep on her bed.)

Natasha: You're in my bed.

Rick: I'm, I'm not even under the covers.

Natasha: Did you get everything on my list?

Rick: Got passports, entry visas, couple of local driver's licenses.

(Rick hands them to Natasha.)

Rick: Mix and match, you should be able to stretch it to 20 or so identities.

Natasha: Where's (Y/N)?

Rick: Who?

Natasha: (Y/N). Wolverine. My boyfriend. Ring any bells?

Rick: Oh, yeah. He's right there.

(Rick points at Y/N causing Natasha to turn around & smile once she sees Y/N.)

Natasha: Killer.

(Y/N): I, uh, [chuckles] tried to clean myself up the best I could.

Natasha: You look great to me.

(Y/N): As do you.

(Y/N walks up to Natasha & kisses her.)

(Y/N): I missed you.

Natasha: I missed you too.

Rick: [gags]

(Y/N): I don't think we're that bad.

Natasha: [chuckles]

(Natasha looks down at one of her fake names.)

Natasha: Fanny Longbottom?

Rick: What?

Natasha: What are you 12?

Rick: That is a legitimate name. [chuckles]

(Y/N): Still sounds ridiculous.

Rick: We've got a generator outside. It's petrol-powered. And the septic tank will need a flush in a couple weeks, but, you know, I've got a guy coming for that.

(Y/N): Good to know.

Rick: You have to haul your rubbish into town. It's just a 20-minute drive. I've got your basic hardware kit stashed under the stairs.

Natasha: Nice.

Rick: Are you okay?

Natasha: Why wouldn't I be?

Rick: I hear things. Something about the Avengers getting divorced.

(Y/N): That's one way of putting it.

Natasha: Ugh. It's fine. I've got (Y/N).

(Y/N smiles at her.)

Rick: Are you sure?

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