my eyes fluttered open.
"good morning pookie wookie snookums honey muffin love of my life dolphin face sugar poo, how did you sleep?" my boyfriend, noah asked me.
i smiled. he was so romantic. i wanted to marry him so much, even though we had only been dating for a month. my parents didnt approve of him, so i had to keep our relationship a secret.
noah and i had a lazy day in bed, just watching popular disney movies such as cars, cars 2, cars 3 and planes. but suddenly, my door jiggled open. it was my mother!
"oh sweet daughter of mine-" she said as she walked through the door, before gasping at the sight of noah. she suddenly started foaming at the mouth and barking, before running full force at noah.
"mom, stop!" i yelled, trying to get her off noah to stop biting him. but it was too late.
noahs face was barely recognisable. i couldnt date an ugly man like noah. i pushed him out the window and he fell into the bushes, slowly decomposing after time.
