you and noah are fighting over the last cookie, as always. you two are such a goofy couple 😋
"aw youre so tiny!" noah chuckles and holds the delicious snack about your head, out of your reach.
suddenly you stop and stare noah down.
"noah... you know im insecure about my height.." you whimper softly, starting to feel genuine sadness bubble inside you.
"ok but its not my fault youre 4'2" he laughs again and eats the cookie, chewing it slowly.
you roundhouse kick noahs knees making him fall to the ground, before you grab a knife and begin cutting open his stomach.
"youre so weak y/n i can barely feel the blade with my massive abs" you cut into his skin deeper and pull out his still beating heart from his chest. tearing his other limbs from his body, you flush him down the toilet.
later that night you put his heart in a glass case and use it as a paper weight. thats what he gets for messing with you 😁😁😁
