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Fuck, Marry, Kiss
Gusu Brothers
Xi Chen: Wang Ji, let's play a game.
Wang Ji: Hmm.
Xi Chen: I'll explain the rules ok?
Wang Ji: Hmm.
Xi Chen: The game is called fuck, marry, kiss.
Wang Ji: What an unmannerly title for a game.
Xi Chen: Now now Wang Ji, let's not mind that. We shall keep our minds open.
Wang Ji: Hmm.
Xi Chen: Alright. The rule is simple. Just explain who you want to fuck, marry and kiss. Who do you want to kiss?
Wang Ji: Younger Wei Ying *ears turn light pink*
Xi Chen: My, a lovely choice. Who do you want to marry then?
Wang Ji: Current Wei Ying *ears turn pink*
Xi Chen: Aww, my little brother is all grown up.
Wang Ji: *Coughs*
Xi Chen: Now for last, who do you want to fuck?
Wang Ji: *Ears turns red* *Coughs* *Mumbles*
Xi Chen: Excuse me?
Wang Ji: *Mumbles again*
Xi Chen: Brother, I can't hear you? Don't be shy now.
Wang Ji: Yi Ling Patriarch.
Xi Chen: Oh my, kinky. Excellent choice. Wait, but Wang Ji, you are supposed to choose three different people for each! Do you want to try again?
Wang Ji: No.
Xi Chen: Ok! Then what shall we do next?
Wang Ji: Meditate.
Xi Chen: Good idea. The one who meditates the longest today wins.
Wang Ji: Hmm.
Yunmeng Brothers
Wifi: Jiang Cheng! Let's play Fuck, Marry, Kiss!
Jiang Cheng: Huh? No, it sounds lame. Change Kiss to Kill then I'll play.
Wifi: Ok! We'll play Fuck, Mary and Kill! Yay! Ask me, ask me!
Jiang Cheng: Wait, aren't YOU going to ask me?
Wifi: No, you only have people to kill but no one to marry and definitely no one to fuck so I can't even bother.
Jiang Cheng: Then why are you asking me to ask you again? You can ask yourself.
Wifi: But I want to traumatize you!! Wanna see your face when I tell you the answers!
Jiang Cheng: I don't understand why I am doing this.
Wifi: Because you love me.
Jiang Cheng: Ewww. Fine. Who do you want to kill?
Wifi: Golden Peacock.
Jiang Cheng: He is dead for so long, aren't you still over it?
Wifi: No. Next.
Jiang: Who do you want to marry?
Wifi: Lan Zhan of course! He once proposed to me drunk with two cocks!
Jiang Cheng: Excuse me? He proposed to you with his 'thing'? Eww!
Wifi: I mean male chickens.
Jiang Cheng: My bad. Who do you want to fuck then?
Wifi: LAN ER GEGE!
Jiang Cheng: Eww. But good for you. Are you done now?
Wifi: Why aren't you surprised with my answers?
Jiang Cheng: Why, do I need to be surprised by your answers?
Wifi: The kids were traumatized I played the same game with them.
Jiang Cheng: Well I am not one of the kids. Are we done yet?
Wifi: Yes. You are a meanie.
Jiang Cheng: It is my responsibility to be mean to you. Now go away, I have shit tons of reports to read and mark and your ass is on my freshly mark reports.
Wifi: Fine! I'll go tell brother Xi Chen you are available to fuck, marry and kiss.
Jiang Cheng: WEI WU XIAN!
Wifi: AHAHAHAHAHAH! Catch me catch me! *runs away after scattering reports, making funny faces at Jiang Cheng*
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