One Piece Infinite Adventures: Straw Hats in Wonderland

Chapter 4: The Tweedle Twins. The Story of the Walrus and the Carpenter.

Alice and the Straw Hats began looking high and low for the White Rabbit, unaware that two strange figures were observing them from a distance. Our group was completely unaware of the duo as they continued their search.

Brook: Where could that rabbit be?

Usopp: There's no way he could get far?

Nami: Well, keep looking!

Alice: Hmm.... not here. I wonder.

As Alice decides to check inside a hollow log while the Straw Hats looked around it, the two figures decided to make themselves own by appearing in plain sight. The group finally turned around and stepped back as the two strange boys came before them.

Chopper/Usopp/Brook: EHHHHHHHH?!?!?! WHAT'S THAT?!

Alice: Why, what peculiar little figures.

The two boys were identical in every way, from their shirts to their pants and even their little beanie hats. It wasn't until Robin noticed one slight detail that distinguished the two.

Robin: Check this out; there's something written on their collars. "Tweedle-Dee"

Alice: ...and Tweedle-Dum!

Alice pokes Tweedle-Dum, causing him to honk, startling the group.

Dum: If you think we're wax works, you ought to pay, ya know!

Dum nudges his brother, causing him to honk as well.

Dee: Contrariwise, if you think we're alive, you oughta speak to us!

Both boys honked and hopped into a quick dance before the group.

Dee & Dum: That's logic!

Luffy: Those guys are weird.

Alice: Well, it's been a pleasure meeting you, goodbye!

Alice gave them a curtsy and the group walked away.... until Dee and Dum blocked their path.

Dee: You're beginning backwards!

Dum: Aye, the first thing in visit is to say...

Dee grabbed Alice while Dum had a firm grip over top of Luffy to introduce proper manners to them.

Dee & Dum: "How do you do?"

And shake hands

Shake hands

Shake hands

"How do you do?"

And shake hands

state your name and business

The twins spun Alice and Luffy around and dropped them to the ground.

Dee & Dum: That's manners!

Alice: Really?

Sanji picks up Luffy, who a bit dazed from the "manners lesson".

Sanji: Hmph, some manners.

Alice: Well, my name is Alice, and these are my friends, and we're following a white rabbit, so...

Dee: You can't go yet!

Dum: No, the visit has just started.

Robin: We're very sorry...

Dee and Dum suddenly went zing and began to appear in different places in the forest at once.

Dee & Dum: Would you like to play hide and seek?