SHE THREATENED ME WITH A KNIVE

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I'M BACK BITCHES, that means there'll be more frequent updates. So go ahead: vote and comment and enjoy this chapter i wrote on the carride back home. i also think i made some spelling and grammar mistakes but after 16 hours in a car with my family i was to tired to proofread.

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Tiny🙃🐍: SHE'S GAY

Tiny🙃🐍: SHE'S A BIG HOMO

Tiny🙃🐍: GUYS

Sweets🍭🐍: I thought you were "over her"

Tiny🙃🐍: i am, i'm just excited to have another gay in the friendgroup that's all

Sweets🍭🐍: sure

Tiny🙃🐍: don't speak to me in that tone young man

Sweets🍭🐍: i'm sorry mother, you are most definitely over her Ms. Topaz

Tiny🙃🐍: not funny

Sweets🍭🐍: fr tho, do you still like her, cause i have the tiniest feeling she might actually like this one tiny serpent i'm texting at the moment.

Tiny🙃🐍: oh please, have you seen her? she could pull every girl she wants and you think she would choose me?

Sweets🍭🐍: so you're admitting you like her?

Tiny🙃🐍: no. i don't.

True detective🔍🐍: oh yea cause that's convincing

Tiny🙃🐍: i'm gonna talk to someone fun, you guys are a pain in the ass

Sweets🍭🐍: will this person be cheryl by any chance?

Tiny🙃🐍: no it won't, now bye you dickheads

Sweets🍭🐍: bye sunshine

True detective🔍🐍: she's gonna talk to cheryl

Sweets🍭🐍: oh yea, 100%

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private messages between 'Bombshell🍒' and 'Topaz🐍'

Bombshell🍒: i'm bored

Bombshell🍒: talk to me

Topaz🐍: i think this is the first time you texted me first, what the hell happened

Bombshell🍒: i have texted you first for sure

Topaz🐍: not cause you were bored. but don't worry i'm not complaining at all. i may be honoured, even.

Bombshell🍒: okay so. my parents are out of town for some business trip and i was thinking about a sleepover, what do you think?

Topaz🐍: whom will this sleepover be including

Bombshell🍒: you know you don't sound any more interesting when you use whom instead of who right?

Topaz🐍: come on bombshell, let me have my fun

Bombshell🍒: fine, i was thinking just the friendgroup. so like: you, B, V, Josie, Kev, Archie, Fangs, Sweetpea and the rat.

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