"You're only saying that because it's your own." spoke Corpse
"Exactly."
"And that being said I also agree!" spoke Karl
"Ugh, get me out of here. I'm stuck with two Cancers." joked Corpse
"You're welcome for letting you speak to us." spoke Karl which Corpse laughed at.
"Okay, Leo." added Mei dragging the last word.
"You're saying that like it's a bad thing."
"It's not, I guess... I don't know." spoke Mei
"Grace has other as industry though that's suspicious!"
"Also don't pick Safforn, she's a Virgo." spoke Mei
"Hmm" hummed Karl as he clicked on Safforns profile by accident.
"Oh my god! I clicked it."
"You fucking did that on purpose." accused Mei
"I didn't!"
"You always do this." spoke Corpse
"Oh, look! This is a mom, Corpse." spoke Karl
"So, you are into milfs?" laughed Mei
"Hmm, she's only thirty though." hummed Corpse, thinking.
"I'm sorry, is she too young for you?" mocked Karl
"Not really my type."
"What is your type?" asked Mei
"Wouldnt you like to know?"
"Yeah, that's why I asked."
"Chat, who are we picking?" asked Karl
"I want Paige." spoke Mei
"Because she's a Leo?" asked Corpse
"Chats spamming Maya.." spoke Karl
"No."
"Okay, we've got one more pick." continued Karl
"Why else would you pick her?" asked Corpse
"Because she... uh likes sports."
"You a big sports fan?"
"Yeah..."
"No, Paige is out of the question. Either Grace or Shaina."
"Just pick Grace, like I said before." spoke Mei
"But Shaina does have a child." spoke Corpse
"I thought you hated children?"
"Milfs." replied Corpse
"I don't know." spoke Karl
"Let's just go for Grace." Corpse changed his mind
ESTÀS LLEGINT
CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND
FanfictionMei, a 20 year old streamer that goes by the tag Bride decides to message her number neighbor. (to clarify i wrote this book as a joke, it's cringe as hell on purpose...)
