CHAPTER 2 : TUM HO MERI PROBLEM.

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In the train:

Author's POV :

By this time Riddhima was dam excited to help Vansh but he was frustrated with her unstoppable blabber.

( R for Riddhima ) & ( V for Vansh)

R - ooooohhh...yeh lo... mai tumhari help karna chahati hu..aur tumhe apna nam hi nahi bataya....Agar tumhe mera nam hi nahi pata hoga to tum mujhe thank you kaise kahoge...
So...hiii..my name is Riddhima.. Riddhima Gadodia..sab mujhe pyar se..Jante ho kya bulate hai....

.... RIDDHIMA.....😂🤣🤣...it's so funny na.....😂😂😂....

V( with a disgusting look) 😡😠😡😠😬

R- Hain to mai kaha thi...haannn...to problem kya hai tumhari??.are batabhi do????tumhe pata hai sab ake mujhe apni problem bata te hai..pata hai qu??? Qu ki mujhe sab problem ki solutions ate hai....bachpan mai na mujhe maths mai 100 may se 100 milte tha pata hai kase..quki mai sare problem solve karde ti thi ..😂😂....acha joke tha na....🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Haaàhhaaaaaahaa.................😂🤣

R- Are tum has bhi nahi raheho!!!..agar tumhari jaga kohi aur hota na..to has has 😂🤣🤣😅 ke pagal ho jata..aur dekho tum react bhi nahi kar rahe ho..😕☹😒

Then suddenly something stuck her mind...!!!

R- Are tum kahi gunga bahe're (deff and dum) to nahi.. tabhi mai sochu..kohi kaise mera jokes pai nahi hasta....kahi yeh tumhari problem to nahi...?? But isme problem kya hai..diniya mai to tumhare jaise kitne log hai..iska matlab yeh to nahi ki tum hasna bhul jaoo...
Acha ruko mai na tumhe sign language mai joke crack karke bata ti hu...

Vansh was he'll irritated and tried to leave the seat...but ...

R ( holding his hand)- Are ruko..sochne to do mujhe..aise kaha jarahe ho...

( Suddenly the ticket checker come)...

Checker (C)..

C- Madam apka ticket dikhai ya?? Sir apka ticket bhi dikhai ya?

R - 1 min dikhate hu!!

C - sir apka??

R to V - Tumhare pas ticket to hai na..are mai bhi kitni budhu hu..tumhare pas kaise ticket hogi..tum to gunga bahe're hona..ruko mai dimag laga ti hu..

R to C- Sir yeh mera ticket!!

C - hmmm..aur inka..

R- wo unko na ticket lena ka time nahi mela...

C- Kya??? Aise kaise....

R- Ab mai Kya batau apko..kya hua unke sath...sir pahela ap bathiya..( with an innocent face..😌😌😊)

R- Apko pata hai yeh kon hai???

C - Nahi!! Yeh hai kon??

R- Are yeh bohot bare business man hai..!!!!

V (in mind)- Did she recognise me??

R- Apne 'KARARE PAPAR' khaye hai?

C- Hain mujhe papar karare hi pasand hai.....

R- Ufffffoooo..mai us karare papad ki bat nahi kar rahi hu....mai the brand 'KARARE PAPAR,' company ki bat kar rahi hu...

C- KARARE PAPAR ki company...aise bhi kohi company hai kya...???

R- Hain..bilkul hai..ap sayad Mumbai ke nahi he na..isleya...apko pata nahi..harghar mai hota hai "KARARE PAPAR..SABSE ACHE PAPAR HUMARE KARARE PAPAR "...yeh hi to hamara tag line tha...

C - Hainnnnn..!!!!!!

R- Are hai..aur yeh hai us company ke owner....Mr...hmmm...RAM PRAKASH...

C- To unke pas ticket qu nahi hai ..???

R- Ab aur Kya batau apko? Yeh owner the us company ka laken inke business partner nai unke bharose pe karara se thapad laga diya..galat papers sign karwaliya aur company apne nam karwali...aur yeh bechare malik se..sarak chap bangaye...!!

C- Aur phir???

R- Phir kya!! Company to chali gayi na..lekin guzara to karna parega na ....
Isleya woh DELHI jarahe hai..Apni ACHAR ( pickle) ki factory kholne...
Jena to pare ga na ....

C ( seemed to be convinced with the story)- Hmmmmmm...

R- Ab ap he boleya aise halat mai woh kaise ticket khared te!!!Iseliya bechare bhulgaye....
Waise compartment kafi khale hai..agar ap chahe to is bachare kismat ke mare ko help kar sakte hai..so abhi unka ticket bana dije na..please.. pata nahi aur kya Kya dekh na parega in bechare ko ise umar me......
Pls sir.....ticket..dedi je na.....!! (with a pleading and puppy face) 😊😊🙂

C- Ok ....Mai deta hu unko ticket...

After some time..

C- Yeh lije sir..apka ticket...

(Riddhima takes it and says thank you)

C to V - Chinta mat kijesab thik hojayega...Aur apki achar (pickle) ki factory bhi bohot ache se chale ga... and good luck for your new business..

R- Thank you so much sir....apne inko itne help ki..ek bar factory open hojaye sabse pahela achar da dabah apko hi hum dege...Thank you once agai sir..

Then the checker leaves.....

LOL....🤣🤣🤣🤣

R to V - Dekha mera demag ka kamal..checker ki problem bhi solve kar de aur unko pata bhi nahi chala ki tum gunga bahe're ho....
Hain to kaha thi mai...haannn..
Tum gunga bahe're ho aur mujhe tumhare yeh problem solve karne hai...!!

Now Vansh is utterly frustrated and unable to sustain with this non stopable blabber... he yells on her..at the top of his lungs...

V to R- JUST SHUT UPPPPP!!!! Jabse aie ho..bole hi jarahi ho....tumhe Jan na he na meri problem kya hai..to suno tum.....
' TUMMM TUM HO MERI PROBLEM '
Dimag kharab karke rakha hai...non stop bole hi jarehi ho....break nahi hai kya tumhare pas....khud to pagal ho mujhe bhi kardo gi!!!!😡😡😠😠😬😬
Agar tumhare samne kohi betha hai.aur tumhare bato ka jawab na deh iska matlab yeh nahi wo gunga bahe're hai..iska matlab yeh hai ki wo tumse bat nahi karna chahata..tab Tumhare duty hai ke tum usko uske hal mai chor do..aur usko jena do chan se sans lena do..naki us normal insan ko pagal bana do apne tarha...
Pls mujhe akela chor do..mujhe thodri se shanti chahi ya..Pls kuch der ke liya chup hojao aur mujhe Chan se sans lene do...Pls.. Pls for God sake leave me.. 😖😖😨😱

Now Riddhima with a shocking reaction...

R- Iska matlab tum..gunga bahe're nahi ho.....

V- Nahi.....mai nahi hu gunga yah baher'ra

R- O god...iska matlab yeh tumhari problem nahi hai...Tum gunga bahe're nahi ho...yani tumhari kohi aur bari problem hai..jiska tumhare pas koi solution nahi hai...

V with a blank look..😶😶🙄

R- Don't worry...Mai hon na.. mai tumhare help karugi tumhari problem solve karne mai..aur mujhe thanks bolne ki zarorat nahi hai..mai tumhe in return help kar rehi ho..qu ki pahela tumne meri help ke hai ..aur mera dadaji keha te hai..'agar koi tumhari madat kare to unki bhi madat kiya karo kabi kisi ka udhar mat rakh na...marne ke bad bhi atma mai bojh rahe jati hai...

Vansh in mind- Mane life mai kitni problem face ki hai..kitni bari bari mausibat ko jhela hai ..lakin yeh sayadh paheli bar hai ki mera pas is problem ka kohi solution nahi hai..
Aj VR ne sach mai har manli.... 😢🤯🤯😨😵

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Precape- R to V - Galti se bhi yeh mat souch na ki mai tumhe chorke chali jaun gi....

Forgive for any grammatical mistakes...

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