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asher: i *lifts head up multiple times* can't sleep a-and *does it again* i .... huh?

brody: no ones telling you to stay up with me
i can drive while you sleep

asher: i'm- *yawns* i'm not like some people
             *looks at alex who's asleep*

brody: i've done night shifts in the past you can-

asher: stop trying to push my away it's not working

brody💭: this bitch is so stupid

asher💭: he must love me best friend award goes to me 😎

brody💭: the most annoying friend award goes to him

brody: GO TO SLEEP

asher: no

brody: DUDE YOUR GOING TO DRIVE ME INSANE

asher: your still DRIVING so it's all good

brody💭: how did he even pass high school- oh wait he dropped out...makes sense

asher💭: WAIT WHATS 3x3

*5 minutes later*

asher: what's 3x3?

brody: your still awake?!

asher: answer the question

brody: it's 9 dumbass

asher pulls out his calculator*

asher:     :O      it issss

brody: i bet fishes are smarter than you

asher: I LOVE FISHES

brody: and i hate you so go to sleep

asher: i'm scared too

brody💭: PUSYYYYYYYY

brody: don't be

brody💭: THE FUCK DO I TELL HIM

asher: okay i'll try

11 am the same day


alex: WOAH WHERE ARE WE

brody: uhh idk i'm just driving

alex💭: is he always this dry?

alex: why aren't we listening to justin-

brody: i will kick you out of my car if you even TOUCH the aux

asher wakes up*

asher: gOoD- *clears throat*

brody💭: great we have a dying dolphin in the back

alex💭: was that a dolphin?

asher💭: WAS THAT ME?

asher: umm good morning

alex: .... yes or no

brody: no

asher: no

alex💭: dammit

asher: what was it?

alex: if we should play justin-

brody: get the fuck out my car

alex: WAIT WHAT?

asher: DAMMM HE SAID "get out my car"

*making his best brody impression* 


alex: shut up and keep driving

brody: asher get alex out my car and i'll take us to get ice cream

asher💭: ICE CREAM wait alex .... BUT ICE CREAM 🤤  i hope alex understands

asher calmly takes alex out the car*

alex: YOUR NOT TAKING ME OUT

asher looks alex dead in the eye:
anything. for. ice cream.

asher takes her and her bags out

brody💭: HE REALLY DID IT💀

asher closes the car door: okay now ice cream here we gooooo

brody driving off: what kind of flavor are you going to choose?

asher: i still don't know yet

alex starts chasing the car*

"COME BACK"

asher waving out the car window: BYEEEEEE

asher: i like this seat

brody: you still going to sit at the back cause you sleep weirdly

asher: okay🥲

brody: i bet $5 that she wont chase us for longer than 10 minuets 

asher: DEAL! 

"BITCH I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME"

"she yells loud"

"yeah i noticed"

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