Linked Universe Randomness

Basically the Title of This Book

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"Hey, Time?" Hyrule tapped on the man's shoulder.

"Hm? What is it?" Time replied as he looked up from his instrument and cleaning cloth.

Hyrule sat down next to him.

"What kind of instrument is that?" The traveler inquired.

"Oh, this?" Time lifted the item a little. "It's a wind instrument usually made of wood or ceramic material. It's kind of like your flute."

Abruptly, a strange expression contorted Time's features. He glanced around for a second then let out what sounded like a sigh of relief.

"What was that about?" Hyrule questioned, visibly confused.

"Nothing..." Time turned back to Hyrule. In a soft voice, he continued, "The instrument is called an ocarina."

"EEEEEH, MACARENA!!!" Warriors yelled as he leapt from the bushes behind them with a resounding clap.

"DANG IT, WARRIORS!!!"

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And now it's time for Linked Universe Incorrect Quotes with Time and Malon.

Malon: It's an alien attack!

Time: THROW THE CHEEEEEEESSSEEE!!!!!!

This has been Linked Universe Incorrect Quotes with Time and Malon. Tune in next time to hear Twilight and Wild say...

Wild: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Twilight: What did you do?

Wild: Nobody died.

Twilight: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Hyrule Twilight and Sky: *end up in a dank cave after getting splashed by water*

Sky: It's a bit chilly in here.

Twilight: *looks over at Hyrule* Oh my gosh Hyrule! You look so cold!

Sky: You're soaking! You got the worst of the splash. Here take my sailcloth.

Hyrule: *shivering* No I'm fine. You would also be cold. *pushes away the sailcloth*

Twilight: Take my pelt too. You protected me and Sky from most of the splash.

Hyrule: No I'll be fine. *pushes both the pelt and sailcloth away*

Sky: Take it! You're the one who's shivering!

Hyrule: No.

Twilight: Take it or we'll make you!

Hyrule: ...

Twilight and Sky: *wrap the articles of clothing and their arms around Hyrule*

The trio: *burst into laughter as they continue through the cave*

This was already written in script form and I'm too lazy to change it.

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Baby Sky. (Feat Chosen)

Chosen: Oh loving Nayru *picks up de-aged Sky* What happened?

Sky: *tilts his head and stares at him curiously with huge eyes*

Chosen: *struggling not to coo at him* Please don't look at me like that, Sky. *adjusts his grip on the child*

Sky: *blinks and his eyelids droop*

Chosen: Are you tired?

Sky: *yawns*

Chosen: Oh dear Hylia, save me! Time!

Time: What? *walks over*

Chosen: *shows him the child* Help! I can't he's too cute!

Sky: *yawns again before cuddling towards Chosen*

Time: Aww

Chosen: *crying and dying of cuteness*

Rip Chosen.

Same for this one.

My braincells are just