Yamekuda what?...

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(Y/N): okay okay i'm sorry! you can stop screaming now.

Oh hi again.. its been a while. a week has passed and Subaru STILL won't forgive me

Subaru: I AM NOT DUCK! I AM HUMAN! NOT DUCK!

(Y/N): Yeah i know, its almost like you've said that 419 times over the last freaking week.

She's been calling me at the stupidest times. Let me show in you a clever little montage.


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(Y/N): Alright. thats another Video recorded... i'm starting to lose Traction.. i think its cause i don't stream videos like all other VTub- *Phone Ringing*


(Y/N): *Answers it* Hel-

Subaru: OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE

(Y/N): BLOODY CHRIST!

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Cashier: that'll  be £20 Pounds (your a Brit Boy in this story. or an "overseas Sexy guy" as Senchou would put it)

(Y/N): alri- *phone rings* uh... *i pay and go outside*


(Y/N): yeah? i'm out at the shops ri-

Subaru: OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEE!!

(Y/N): MY EARS! WHY!?!


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(Y/N): Finally home! 

*i take off my shoes and socks*

(Y/N): what? Carpets and socks are like Satan! i hate it! I'M NOT WEIRD YOU AR- *ring ring*

(Y/N): .....Not today Shuba *he holds it away from his ears and answers it*

Subaru: OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEE!

(Y/N): HOW!? I'M FREAKING HOLDING THE DAMM PHONE AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS I CAN!


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*The phone is in the middle of the room. (Y/N) has a classic WW2 Military Hat on in a Pillow Fort*

(Y/N): your move Shuba...... your move.....

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(Y/N): normally this is the time where she calls.... i guess she gave up...


--------later that night--------

(Y/N:) *ring ring* ugh..... *he fumbles looking for his phone, eventually answering it*

(Y/N): .....Who the hell calls at 3 in the mor-

Subaru: OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Y/N): WHAT THE ACTUAL F**** IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN!?!!?! 

-------------Scene transition brought to you by Kanta's power point skills----------


Subaru: stop ignoring me!!


(Y/N): stop screaming in my ear then!!


Subaru: you called me donald duck!!


(Y/N): YEAH ON MONDAY LAST FRICKEN WEEK!


Subaru: I- WAIT CRAP I HAVE ANOTHER STREAM!!

(Y/N): YOU CALLED ME!!

*she hangs up*

(Y/N): God dammit Shuba... 

(Y/N): hmm.. i think i'm going to go record some more Binding of Isaac... yeah. thats a good idea...




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you may have noticed that when it comes to Hololive, nothing is really happening (Besides Subaru and that one mention of Coco at the start.) thats cause i don't really know what to do.

So i'm giving you guys the power again!


Yagoo Finds you through Subaru and you join Holostars.

You recruit Subaru for a 1 off Video talking about the differences between Contract VTubers and Standalone Vtubers.

You stay alone for a bit longer.

Or, some other Idea. that if i like i'll have it show up in another Poll thing later.


Okay, thats all for now.

also check the Announcement on the previous chapter if you missed it

See you later maybe i dunno.











Terror: SAYONARA YA.......ya....... God why the hell can't i swear! it makes insulting people so much harder!!

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