Chapter 2: Villager and Toon Link

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A/N: This is based of the first FNAF game, because I don't want to add all the animatronics from FNAF2, and FNAF3. (My favorite is BB though! He's so underrated...)

Five Night's at Super Smash bros!!!
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Everyone was inside the mysterious place.

Ness noticed that nobody was actually... here... besides them, that is.

Ness tilted his head "Where is everyone?" It was still daytime, so this was strange.

Lucas shrugged "Umm... Maybe we should leave, Ness..."

"No, this is going to be fun!" Ness smiles at the animatronics.

Villager was looking for cockroaches in the pizzeria. His favorite hobby is to find bugs and sell them for bells.

Villager walked slowly to the bug, and swung his net, catching the roach.

Toon Link was walking by as Villager showed off the bug.

Toon Link made a face in disgust.

Villager smiled, "I caught a cockroach! Must have been a long time since they have cleaned this place!"

Toon Link shook his head, "Why would you touch that?!"

Villager shrugged, "Then why would you talk?! You dont talk!"

"Oh really? SAYS THE FREAKING VILLAGER. I mean come on Villy..."

"Villy?!"

"YES, VILLY. IT'S A NICE NAME. IT SUITS YOU."

"Ewww GROSS. It sounds gay!"

"GROSS?! You're holding a cockroach in your hand for crying out loud! Do you even have a hand?!"

Villager was quiet for a second. "...At least I don't wear a DRESS!"

"It's my hero's clothes, and NO it is NOT a dress! At least my clothes don't look like they were bought at the flea market!"

"EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM RICH AND AWESOME."

Toon Link crossed his arms "Your a waste of time... wish I had the orcarina to go back..."

"Wish I could talk to Isabelle, so I could time travel."

They both were silent.

"Your kinda cute... Wanna make out at the playground?"  Villager asked.

"WHAT? Okay, sure. It beats Toon Zelda or Tetra any time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Little Mac shrugged. He has seen this many times before. Everybody was apparently gay in Super Smash Bros.

Luigi was still wondering if the Marios were ok. They were his brother after all.

Nana and Popo did come along too, and were watching the animatronics.

Nana pointed at Bonnie "Hey look Popo! I think they forgot to pull the plug... it looks like it's on."

Nana crawled on stage and checked the animatronics.

"Weird they arent even connected to- WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

She was grabbed by Freddy and thrown onto the floor her cheek scrapping against the carpet causing some red marks and cuts.

"Owwww..."

"Hey!! Nana! Are you alright?"

She rubs her cheek making it worse because of her fuzzy mittens.

"Nana don't do that!" He pulls her up and hugs her.

"...Th-There is someone or something in that suit!" She bites her lip.

They hear moaning somwhere.

"Hmmm... What is that?" Popo looks around.

Their faces turn a bright red when they see Toon Link and Villager

"OH MY..." she sees the extreme makeout session happening.

"BURN MY EYES WITH ICE. OH GOD." Popo says disgusted.

Luigi looks at them. "I have no idea what is happening there, but it looks very... gross." Luigi points to his mouth.

"Grow up guys-" Little Mac gets cut off by Shulk.

"IM REALLY FEELING IT!!!" He yells.

The lights turn off.

Screams filled the establishment.

It grows quiet.

(F) Robin slaps Shulk. "YOU IDIOT! Look what you did!"

"It was a coincidence... I swear! What did I do??!!" Shulk says, worried.

They see the eyes of the animatronics flicker on and off.

Music plays. It was the Freddy Fazbear theme.

"I LIKE THIS SONG!" Shulk yells.

"..."

"Wheres Lucas?!" Ness panics.

"..."

Only foot steps were heard now. They decided to get the smash out of there.

Popo grabbed the handle of the door and tugged on it.

"Oh no! I think it's stuck!!!"

Little Mac pushes Popo "Gimme that..."

He KOs the door.

Door flinched.

Little mac cusses.

Peach bitch slapped the door.

Door almost gave way.

Peach gets pissed.

Shulk walks to the door.

Shulk is really feeling it.

Door gets stronger.

"YOU SMASHING IDIOT!!!" (f) Robin yells.

"Guess I'll stay stuck in here with you for a while... hee hee. ♡"

"EW, SHULK"

Everyone was trying to kick and punch the door to get out.

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