how'd i get suck here

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asher 💭: DONT FIRE ME... PLEASE DONT GET ME FIRED

ashers boss: are you even listening to me?

asher: yes sir

ashers boss: what i'm trying to say kid is that, we can't have you work here anymore, i'm sorry

asher💭: fuck🥲

asher: i understand.

*asher walks out with his knees weak and feeling like crying*

*asher kicked his bike*
                                             *the bike 👁👄👁*

asher: FUCK
*asher pulls out his phone*

asher: FUCK *asher pulls out his phone*

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asher💭: i hope she get me something :,)

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asher💭: i hope she get me something :,)

*20 minutes later*

IM HERE BITCHHH alex said walking towards me with food in her hands

asher: 😮 *run towards alex*
"THANK YOUUUUUU"

alex: your paying me back bitch AND FOR MY PIZZA

asher: but you said tha-

alex: SHHH *grabs ashers wrists* come on before we get caught

*we weren't supposed to leave our "home" as much so the caretakers could keep tabs on us and make sure we're alright, they always keep a closer eye on the kids"

asher: where tf are we going

alex: to our tree house

asher💭: why not the park like always?

alex: we can't go to the park because it's day light someone might see you and when they do, your privileges go *poof*

asher💭: DID SHE JUST READ MY MIND
... girls are scary

*they continue to rush to their tree house*

alex: hurry upp bitchhh

asher: uh- "BITCH SLOW TF DOWN I CANT KEEP UPPP"

alex: I BET MY GRANDPA IS FASTER THAN YOUR SLOW ASS

asher💭: ain't he dead...

alex: "AND THE BITCH IS DEAD SO HURRY TF UPPP"

*after running through some bushes*

alex and asher: 👁👄👁

asher: i- ummm

alex: it definitely looks... different😀

asher💭: our tree house looks like it's been through a tornado

alex💭: it's literally just a clump of wood🧍

asher: lady's first

alex: hell no you go first your the "man"

asher💭: fuck :,)

asher: fine!

*asher gets on the tree house and alex brings to food up to him while she climbs on*

alex: i still can't believe the tree house is even stable enough for us to sit on

asher: deadass it's dead like your grandpa

alex: it's only funny when i say it 😐

asher💭: SHES GONNA KILL ME

alex: i'm just fucking with you, you know i don't care about them anymore🤣

*alex takes a picture*

asher: wait i wasn't readyyyy

alex: don't worry i'm not going to post it, it's just for memories but our tree house is definitely going on my instagram, it's too funny not to share

we spent the rest of the day at the tree house talking about the past and laughing so much that it hurt their stomachs

"i missed this place"
"me too"

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