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I nodded my head and slowly got off the ground. Niki grabbed my hand and took my towards her and wills room. She closed the door shut and then turned to me

Niki: y/n is 'dandelions' about techno?
Y/n: pfft- whaaaat nooo

Holy Fork nuggets. I'm going to die. How did she find out?

Niki: OH MY LORD IT IS!
Y/n: ssssh ssssh
Niki: I knew it! You made it so obvious!
Y/n: h o w?
Niki: while you were singing, you kept looking at techno and smiling
Y/n: okay but like, it's fine! He doesn't need to know
Niki: you literally talk about dandelion fields in the song!
Y/n: niki! Look you can use it as blackmail, but now right now
Niki: fine, fine! He will find out somehow
Y/n: okay okay, let's go back before they notice something is wrong

Niki nodded and the two of us went back to the group to see them singing "what makes you beautiful". Techno and Will were facing away from us, so niki and I looked at each other and cheekily smiled. We snuck up behind them and together we screamed "BOO" at the same time, we placed our hands on their shoulders

Techno: OH SHIT-
Will: FUCKING HELL
Ranboo: PAHAHAA
Dream: I GOT THAT IN 4K
Tubbo and tommy: HE GOT IT IN 4K BITCH!
Karl: LETS GO
Techno: what the hell dude! You scared the heck outta me
Y/n: mimimimimi I'm technoblade
Niki: HAHA
Sapnap: y/n's popping off!
Techno: oh shut up

I took a seat back next where I was seated before and just looked techno dead in the eye

Y/n: make me.
Quackity: BDUSIEUHEJSBDISHSBSJS WHAT
Ranboo: *cough cough* I JUST CHOKED ON MY SALIVA
Dream: WOULD YOU LIKE TO REPEAT THAT?
Y/n: I said "make me"
Will: ooooh techno's going red
Techno: wilbur I will murder you, shush
Tubbo: y/n and techno sitting in a tree
Everyone but techno and y/n: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Y/n: I hate you all so much
Niki: whaaat? It's true!
Techno: how?! Explain how it's true niki
Tommy: we don't know what happens off camera! You guys could've kissed!
Y/n: we haven't kissed!
Sapnap: but you want t- *y/n throws a pillow at sapnap* OW OW OKAY OKAY IM SORRY
Karl: jeeesus! Your aim is good
Techno: thank you, I taught her how to have good aim
Ranboo: how did you do that?
Techno: I'm not showing my secrets
Quackity : wow technooo, you tell your girlfriend but not us
Will: the audacity
Techno: I'm calling philza
George: oh nooo

Techno tapped away on his phone and most people face turned into worry

Phil: hi mate!
Techno: phiiiiil, everyone's being rude
Phil: aw no what happened
Techno: they keep saying that y/n and I are dating and won't stoppp
Phil: but aren't you guys?

Techno's mouth went wide open while we all started dying of laughter. Phil started laughing along with us and then techno managed to stutter out a "no" and went back to laughing. Phil ended the call and we continued laughing for a while

Dream: p-Phil is a shiPPER PAHAAAAA
Quackity: PHILS A FUCKING SHIPPER AHAHA
Sapnap: LETS FUCKING GOO
Niki: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AHAHA

...

After like three hours of pure karaoke, lots of laughs, beautiful singing and a little bit of arguing, we stopped karaoke. Dream left to go find some board games and stuff for us to play and the rest of us chatted

Ranboo: OH MY GOD
Tubbo: what?
Tommy: what happened
Ranboo: AHHHH
Karl: what happened dude? I'm getting worried

Ranboo turned his phone to tommy and Tubbo. Tommy read it and his face turned into a big smile, while Tubbo was still trying to read it

Tubbo: what?
Tommy: RAN HIT 3 MIL!

(He didn't irl but he deserves more subs)

Y/n: CONGRATS DUDE!
Quackity: LETS GOOO
Will: YOURE POPPIN OFF
techno: DO I HEAR A RANBOO FOUR MIL SOON?
Tubbo: OOOOH MAYBE
Dream: I found monopoly and uno
Sapnap: I'm going to ROCK YOUR SHIT AT UNO
Will: NAH MATE ME
Techno: these losers think they have a CHANCE at-
Y/n and techno: beating the blood god
Quackity: FUCKING HELL!
Karl: LETS PLAY MONOPOLY FIRST!
Tommy: isn't there too many people-
Niki: uhhhh everyone group up because I don't think there are 12 tokens
Tubbo: niki, you're smart
Y/n: pog! We should play music in the background
Dream: read my mind but I also only have five tokens- drista put the other one, I don't know where
Niki: who is going with who?
George: I'm with dream
Sapnap and Ranboo: we know
Will: techno?
Techno: YEAHHH
Tommy, Ranboo and Tubbo: BENCH TRIO
Sapnap, Karl and quackity: KARLNAPITY
Niki and y/n: Y/NACHU
Dream and George: DNF
Will and techno: WILBURBLADE

(Not fucking shipping anyone but karlnapity,dnf and ofc
y/nachu)

Niki: okay music has started! Lets do this
Y/n: we're popping off

...

Tommy: YOU FUCKING CHEATER! YOU GAVE ME TWO HUNDRED LESS BITCH
Ranboo: WHAT THE HELL? CHEATER CHEATER
Quackity: I MISCOUNTED OKAY? IM SORRY!
Tubbo: we get two hundred for your "miscalculation"
Sapnap: fuck off dude, no
Niki: you guys are so loud
Techno: dreams gonna get like a noise complaint
Dream: haha yep. Not like I don't already
Will: PAY UP GOGY
Techno: HAHA $230!
George: whatever dude
Karl: this is never gonna end
Y/n: what if the team with the most money when all the properties are gone, wins?
Karl: YES

...

@ranboo: WE WIN THESE!!

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@karljacobs: ur literally losing-
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@tommyinnit: WE HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU BITCH
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@tubbo: YEAHH GET HIM TOMMY
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@imjustkindalivin: what are the teams?
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@nihachu: y/nachu, karlnapity, dnf, bench trio and wilburblade (they came up with it on the spot)
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@hahaboatsareswag: that sounds toxic-
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@dream: it is, I'm gonna get a noise complaint
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@quackity: yep, we're gonna get kicked out
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@technothepig: DREAM HOMELESS ARC IRL?
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@sapnap: IN THIS VIDEO WE CODED IT SO MY FRIENDS GET ME KICKED OUT OF MY HOUSE AND THEN I BECOME A HOMELESS GREEN MAN IRL! THIS.....GOT......CRAZY
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@wilbursoot: ALSO! Only a small percentage of the people who watch my videos are actually subscribed. If you end up enjoying this video, please consider subscribing, It's free and you can always unsubscribe later!
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@y/n_l/n: BREAKING NEWS!! a Florida man and his group of 11 friends caught running away from a building after committing arson! They were all laughing and singing what is known as "dreams speedrunning music". Then on camera, the Florida man kissed GOGY!
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@georgeisnevergonnabefound: dnf haven't kissed have they?
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@tommyinnit: no. It's fucking weird. They do sleep together
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@nihachu: agreed


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