𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 , 𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗁𝗇𝗈𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖽𝖾

7

I made my ways downstairs and saw techno just on his phone

Y/n: HELLO
Techno: what
Y/n: damn, why do you never get scared
Techno: because my souls has left, there's nothing to scare
Y/n: okay, you ready?
Techno: y-yeah
Y/n: techno you okay?
Techno: yeah I'm fine
Y/n: hey what's wrong?
Techno: I-I don't know, just nervous for what they'll say about seeing my face after so long
Y/n: hey hey, they love your for you, not because of your face. Trust me, they wouldn't care less what you look like okay? If you want, you can stay out of the camera for most of it, I'll stay on for you alright?
Techno: thank you
Y/n: plus, you're good-looking or whatever
Techno: wait what!?
Y/n: start the stream tech
Techno: wait, no, no, no, no what did you just say?
Y/n: I said "start the stream tech"
Techno: no before that
Y/n: oh! That you're good-looking?
Techno: just wanted to hear you say it again
Y/n: oh my lord, just start the goddamn stream

Techno laughed a little before pressing the "stream button" on his computer

Techno: hallo chat
Y/n: hii
Techno: so today is the six mill cooking stream
Y/n: yep
Techno: and...wait what we're making again?
Y/n: *sigh* spaghetti and lasagna
Techno: right, thank you
Y/n: you spend too much time with ranboo
Techno: whatever dude

Techno turned on his camera after we had made sure we weren't gonna leak anything and the two of us just waved at the camera, him being out of the frame, just his hand in the view

Y/n: it's just me chat, not techno
Techno: no I'm here
Y/n: are you though
Techno: bruh I will throw you out of the window
Y/n: do it then
Techno: i-
Y/n: that's what I thought

...

Y/n: TECHNO THATS HOT WATER STOP
Techno: ITS FINE! IM NOT GONNA BURN MYSELF
y/n: PUT THE POT DOWN
Techno: NO I CAN DO IT
Y/n: TECHNO YOU WILL BURN YOURSELF
Techno: NO I WO- OUCH

Techno put the pot back on the stove and I grabbed his hand I dragged him over to the sink, turning on the water cold water and putting his burned spot underneath the water

Y/n: you're so stupid I swear to god
Techno: I thought I could do it
Y/n: so what did we learn?
Techno: that I can't
Y/n: exactly

...

Techno: okay spaghetti is done yay!
Y/n: now time for lasagna
Techno: time out, I'm exhausted
Y/n: you didn't do shit!
Techno: Y/N
Y/n: what?
Techno: you're swearing!
Y/n: oh oops
Techno: it's fine, just be careful because I need it to be family friendly
Y/n: yes of course, the Christian mothers
Techno: yes the Christian mothers

I looked up at chat and saw a donation asking how old I was

Y/n: chat I am 17
Techno: that is a lie!
Y/n: then how old am I?
Techno: 21
Y/n: dang, maybe your memory isn't that bad
Techno: I remember things about you, I'm not a bad friend
Y/n: oh really?
Techno: I know more about you than you know about yourself!
Y/n: sure

I looked back at chat and saw people shipping techno and I

Y/n: it's cold, I'm getting a jacket
Techno: alright

I ran up to technos room and got one of his hoodie and put it over my shirt, before running back down towards the kitchen

Y/n: I back
Techno: bruUuUuUuUh
Y/n: what?
Techno: *sigh* nevermind

I soon got a call from Niki and put it on speaker

Y/n: hii! Technos streaming
Niki: CHAT! CHAT! LISTEN TO ME VERY VERY CAREFULLY
Techno: Niki wh-where are you going with this?
Niki: get #y/nblade trending on Twitter right now! Go go go #y/nblade!!
Y/n: NIKI WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
Niki: you gave me the idea, so thanks love
Y/n: I specifically said not to get it trending
Niki: but hehe
Techno: wait- what the heck? When did you guys talk about this
Niki: I- uh BYE Y/N
Y/n: NIKI DONT YOU DARE HANG UP ON ME
Niki: ILOVEYOU-

Then she ended the call

Y/n: Niki! No- oh my god
Techno: wait since when did Niki get your phone number what?
Y/n: well since this morning
Techno: how?
Y/n: so basically techno, there's this app called Twitter-
Techno: pfft wait-
Y/n: -and on that app you can message people right? Nihachu, messaged me asking for my discord and/or phone number, so because she is Niki nihachu, I gave her both
Techno: wow! Thank you for helping me out! Oh great I am getting a groupchat calling me

He answered group chats call and then put it on speaker

Techno: halllooo
Phil: hi mate
Will: hello friends!
Tubbo: hii!
Ranboo: hello!
Tommy: CAN YOU COOK YOUR FUCKING LASAGNA PLEASE! also Y/N MA FRENDDD
y/n: Hi Tommy!
Will: y/n, very important question- actually two questions
Y/n: yeah?
Will: are you wearing technos hoodie?
Y/n: no it's mine
Techno: no it's mine! You just stole it
Tubbo: so it is technos
Ranboo: I- is y/nblade real?
Techno and y/n: no
Will: and what was the conversation that you had with Niki to get you two to start talking about y/nblade?
Y/n: none of ya business
Tubbo: what! I wanna know
Tommy: yeah! What did you like talk about how much you loveee techno
Y/n: no I love technos couch more than I love him and he loves his hoodies more than he loves me, it's a win-win situation
Phil: so you two love each other?
Ranboo: YOOOO
Techno: we didn't remotely say that
Ranboo: you heard it here folks, Y/NBLADE IS REAL!
Tubbo: TECHNOBLADE AND Y/N LOVE EACH OTH-

...

Y/n: okay the lasagna is in the oven, we can try our pasta!
Techno: well let me just warm it up

Techno put the pasta in a plate and then warmed it up in the microwave

Y/n: chat, chat, techno is forcing me to stay here, please send help
Techno: HEH! NO NO NO
Y/n: it's true! I've been forced to stay here
Techno: NO NO Y/N TAKE THAT BACK
Y/n: nah
Techno: I dislike you so much
Y/n: why don't you just say you hate me?
Techno: because hate is a very strong word
Y/n: awww wholesomeblade
Techno: *sigh* just eat the freaking pasta
Y/n: okay

I got out two forks and then looked down at the fork, then looked at the camera, then to techno

Techno: what?
Y/n: ohoho I have so much power
Techno: I have one too dumbass
Y/n: TECHNO THE CHRISTIAN MOTHERS!
Techno: the Christian mothers are probably gone by now
Y/n: are the Christian mothers in chat?

I looked at chat and saw many Christian mothers in chat

Y/n: see?
Techno: holy crap! Sorry, sorryyy

I looked at techno and then he looked at me. We both kept a straight face for a good five seconds before we started bursting out into laughter. Our forks clattered onto the kitchen counter while we started dying of laughter. It got so bad that I started crying and techno nearly fell back

Y/n: w-we need to brEATHE
Techno: t-that nOT an OPTION
Y/n: w-we are tuRNING I-inTO
Techno: d-don't say it, I will deFlate
Y/n: dREAM
Techno: PAHAAAA

We both collapsed to ground but the hand cam could see us dying of laughter

Y/n: *hyperventilating* w-why are we laughing?
Techno: I-I don't know, I'm laughing because you are
Y/n: b-but I'm laughing b-because y-OU ARE
Techno: c-chat g-*cough* give us a moment p-PLEAAASE

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Techno and I had finally calmed down and I checked on the lasagna before we both decided to eat our pasta. He had warmed it up on one plate, so we both took a forkful and took a bite. The pasta actually tasted pretty good for people who usually eat take out. I looked down and realised that techno and I had gotten the same piece of spaghetti

We both realised this because we looked right at each other. My heart beat was increasing because we were getting closer and closer. We both gave each other a "are you gonna pull away or am I?" Look and soon I pulled away

Y/n: great pasta!
Techno: mhm! Awesome!

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