❦︎𝑶𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝑯𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑫𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓❦︎

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Harumi: CUZ I JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIFE AND PARTY~!

Miko: ALL I WANT IS TO BE FREE AND ROCK MY BODY~

Venom: I WANNA PARTY, I WANNA SAMBA, AND FLY~

Ratchet: de fawk?

Optimus: such little angels~ -w-

Bee: -OH I wanna join!-

*bee joins them as they continue with their crackhead energy*

Ratchet: we must burn that dvd, it's evil-

Optimus: no you ain't touching that dvd Ù.Ú

Ratchet: but-

Optimus: I said no, you wanna hear it in Spanish, ✨N U✨
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*Harumi gets bullied at school and when she gets home she runs to her room and miko being you know, miko tried keyword: TRIED, to help her but ended up getting both of them in trouble*

*in harumi's room they are in her kitchen play set

Miko: today we are making ✨F U C K O F F✨ pie

Harumi: and how do you make that?

Miko: with one cup of ✨no one cares✨

Harumi: ok.....one cup of no one cares

Miko: a dash of kiss my ass☺️

Harumi: dash of kiss my ass.....

Miko: add some fuck yous 😚

Harumi: some fuck you's

Miko: A pinch of blow me

Harumi: mhm-hmm

Miko:you gonna wanna stir it all together

Harumi: okay!

Miko: and shove it up your ass

Harumi: and shove it up your ass!

*arcee walks in just as both miko and Harumi say shove it up your ass*

Arcee: *angry mother noises*
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*everyone was at the park while Harumi and the trio played*

*and for the fun of it, it's going to have a ✨pole✨*

Miko: hey Harumi

Harumi: yeah?

Miko: I dare you to run up to the pole and twist around it as if you were.....uhm.... spinning!

Harumi: huh okie!

*harumi runs up to the pole and starts spinning on it*

Miko: *laughing her ass off*

Jack: this is why we don't let you hang out with Harumi!

Arcee:*doesn't give two fucks and joins her daughter*

Optimus: *doesn't even care, unfazed by their ✨crackhead energy ✨*
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*everyone at base, the kids are playing video games while the boys are doing their own thing*

*Harumi who just got out of the shower walks up the the human area*

Harumi: I almost died in the shower today

Bulkhead: huh? What happened kiddo?

Harumi: I ended up slipping on the soap bar that I accidentally dropped

Miko: HAHAHA, that happens to me all the time!

Harumi: that's not even the end of it!

Optimus: oh? There is more?

Harumi: as I was falling my dumbass tried to grab the water

Everyone:..........

Miko: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU DID WHAT!?

Harumi: yeah I know I'm stupid

Ratchet: ey! Watch that mouth of yours!
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*they are all watching MHA in the training room*

-on the TV-

Endeavor: shoto, long time no see, you've changed quite a bit

Shoto: not interested

-irl-

*Harumi and miko bursts out laughing*

*everyone looks at them weird*

Miko: HE SAID MOTHER FUKER DONT TOUCH ME! Hahahahah!

*at this point they are wheezing*

Harumi: N-NO NO DONT THOUCH ME THEIR, THIS IS MY NO-NO SQUARE, HAHAHAHAHAH
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*they are watching another movie- yes again- they are watching infinity war this time*

Harumi: hey you know what I just Realized?

Optimus: hm?

Harumi: Black Widow

June: it's going to be something bad is it

Harumi: Iron Man

Miko: it better be something funny

Harumi: Thor.....

Ratchet: I swear to primus if it's something bad I will-

Harumi: Captain America

Arcee: is she going to just say every single one of the characters names?

Harumi: Hulk....

Raf: here it comes...

Harumi: together they are.......

Bulkhead:unstoppable that's what they are

Harumi: ✨BITCH✨

Arcee: oh my primus sweetie no-

Miko:BAHAHAHAHA

Ratchet: Harumi.....you hang out with miko way to much
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