UntilTale: Aftermath

11. Incorrect quotes Pt2

I got more incorrect quotes. Enjoy.

Alitze: groans I don't wanna be Neos's partner.

Caveat: Well, what do you want then?

Alitze: I don't know. I just want to be with him all the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to take his hand and cuddle with him...

Caveat: ...Bruh.

Alitze: flustered B-BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE HIS STUPID PARTNER!!

Alitze:*sips gatorade* This tastes like christmas

Jaxlyn: what?

Orchid: lEt Me TaStE!!!

Alitze: Why do all our characters in our stories have mental illnesses?

Melody: Because we have mental illnesses.

Alitze: FOUR MONTHS!

Melody: What are you talking about?

Neos: It's not a big deal.

Alitze: FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Neos: I'm the most responsible in the group.

Caveat: You literally just lit the kitchen on fire.

Neos: Yeah, and I take full responsibility for that.

Neos:I do believe I am on fire.

Caveat: Name three things that would ruin a date.

Alitze: Running away.... Saying "I love you".... stabbing them.

Caveat: ...Did this happen?

Some guy: give me all your money if you want to live.

Neos: bold of you to assume I have any money.

Alitze: bold of you to assume I have any will to live.

Orchid: You're ignoring all your problems.

Alitze: Yeah I know.

Orchid: You know that's a bad coping mechanism?

Alitze: I'm kind of ignoring that too.

Caveat: *to Neos* Don't tell me you covered a mirror with shaving cream just to spell 'oven'.

Orchid: I wish we could block people in real life.

Jaxlyn: A restraining order.

Alitze: Murder!

Caveat: ...No.

Jaxlyn: If everyone in our friend group was drowning who would you save?

Alitze: You morons can't swim?

Jaxlyn: It's a hypothetical question.

Orchid: Who would you save?

Alitze: My time and effort.

Alitze, at 3:00 AM: When butterflies fall in love, do they get people in their stomach?