in this war(tankman x reader)(DISCONTINUED)

crack chapter

So uhhh sky is the 19 y.o version one and this is a crack chapter which made no sense-

so forgive me-

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Tankman:boi,why tf do i have to go on a date with you?

sky:BECAUSE BF REJECTED ME! PLUS WE HAVE MATCHING HELMETS!

tankman:bruh,just because we have matching helmets,doesn't mean we should go on a date.

sky:well,its toooooo late! Teehee!

tankman:*in his mind* teehee bitch.

sky:well,lets have lunch together! I made some baguette

tankman:*in a sarcastic voice* yeah,SURE

sky:awwww! I think somebody have a crush!

tankman:*reaches into his pocket to see if he has a gun*wait-

sky:what?

tankman:ಠ_ಠ

tankman:OK GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT YOU TWERP! I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR BITCHY ASS CRAPPY FACE! YOU HONESTLY LOOK LIKE BF SISTER AND YOU WANT TO LOWKEY DATE HIM! SO GET TBE FUCK OUT*Kills himself with a stick*

Gf: :I