Champions Group Chat

Torches and Pitchforks

Everyone is online

Revali: Explain

Revali: What were you talking about yesterday

Revali: I demand of you

Zelda: umm...Nothing!!!!

Urbosa: Not really much, just a plan in case of an emergency.

Link: :)

Revali: Why wasn't I in the discussion? MY OPINION IS THE MOST VALUABLE OUT OF YOU LOWLY DEGRADED WORMS

Death to the Bird

Zelda: H-h-he c-ca-called m-me a w-w-w-worm! 

Urbosa: I'm going to get him for that!

Zelda added Mipha to Death to the Bird

Mipha: Hello, what's this?

Urbosa: Where we plot revenge

Mipha: Oh

Mipha: I wasn't really on yesterday, care to catch me up?

Zelda: Revali has insulted me, called me a degraded worm and other things. I will not stand for this.

Mipha: Sounds serious.

Mipha: Okay, so what do you want me to do?

Link: Distract the Bird

Mipha: L-l-link!? You're here?!

Link: Yes

Link: Will you do it?

Mipha: Of course anything for you

Zelda: ...

Urbosa: Okay then, let's get going!

Mipha: But you never told me what you are going to do.

Zelda: That isn't important

Regular chat

Revali: Ehe, they're doing it again

Mipha: What?

Revali: Talking about something that I can't see

Mipha: thinks: they told me to distract him

Mipha: uhh, they are talking about palace stuff with the King

Revali: *looks suspiciously*

Revali: Eh, just going to hang around the village.

Revali went offline

Mipha: phew

Daruk: WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

Mipha: !!!

Mipha: Nothing.

Mipha: Bye

Mipha went offline

Zelda: plan set in motion.

Link: ;)

Urbosa: One plucked bird, coming right up.

Zelda, Link, and Urbosa all went offline

Daruk: ...

Daruk: Seems like they forgot about me.

Mipha goes to Rito Village and tells Revali that she heard that Zelda was injured near the general store.

Revali goes to check.

Urbosa grabs him and brings him to a secluded space. She calls down lightning and all of Revali's feathers gets burned off.

Zelda and Link get the harness ready.

They dangle Revali off Medoh's bird perch.

The whole of Rito village sees Revali.

They spread the word around Hyrule.

Revali: SQUAWK 

Random Rito: What an unmelodious sound!

Revali had kicked Random Rito off the chat

Revali: Did you notice that there is a mob heading this way now?

Zelda: They even have torches and pitchforks

Mipha: What's a pitchfork

Zelda: Why it's a... a... a-  

Link: -A huge fork like contraption that pitches hay and stuff

Revali: Thank goodness! They have come to save me.

Revali: ahem, I meant that they have come to bask in my glory and beg my release.

Huge crowd: THANK YOU FOR TYING REVALI UP! HE IS SUCH A PAIN! THANK YOU THANK YOU!

*Waves torches of celebration and ceremonial staffs that look like pitchforks*

Revali: SQUAWK

Everyone disconnected.