"Okamisan7?"
"Yes! That's it!"
The lady immediately puts her handgun back in the holster on her belt and reaches a hand down to help you stand up.
"My apologies, dear reader."
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"So... can you send me back?"
Okamisan7 turns to you with a contemplative look. She had given you milk and an endless supply of your favorite type of cookies- partly out of hospitality, and mostly out of guilt. You had eaten several of them until you finally worked up enough courage to ask her that question (still shaken up over that whole gun ordeal).
"No, but you can send yourself back."
"I can?"
She nods.
"Just stop reading right now, log off your device and walk away. Simple."
"NO! I didn't mean that!"
"Ah. So you want to return to the reader-insert fanfic where you wake up in Attack on Titan as a horse." She concludes.
You nod.
"I'm afraid you can't do that." She sighs.
"WHY NOT?!"
You shouldn't have screamed but you were upset. Unbeknownst to you, Okamisan7 follows the Golden Rule to a T. So if someone shouts at her, she shouts back:
"BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CHANGE THE ENTIRE FREAKING PLOT!" You were unsure if she was addressing you, herself or both. But nonetheless, you jump at the loudness. It was like her voice itself was a gun!
"AND NOW THERE IS NO PLOT- I CAN'T EVEN GET INSPIRATION FROM THE OFFICIAL CANON!"
*THUD!*
Okamisan7 bangs her head hard on the table and just stays there.
"I've been stuck with this writer's block for YEARS, (Y/n). I didn't even plan this through. I just wrote it out as I went along. I used the official canon as a reference, but didn't want to completely copy it. I never expected this fanfic to get so much attention as it did. I try my absolute darndest to make every chapter special and unique but it's never enough. I struggle to keep up with the updates but life kept getting in the way. And now, I'm a grown woman. But life has taken over and I feel so bad for neglecting this story that I had started in my teen years."
Timidly, you attempted to console the troubled author.
"I agree life sucks... that's why we read fanfiction."
Okamisan7 turned her head and smiled.
SCORE!
"Maybe... you could rewrite it?" You suggested.
"If I rewrite it, then all that work I did would be gone. Plus, there's too many things happening all at once. It's hard to keep track of and too much sensory overload." She explained.
"Maybe... I could help?"
"Thanks, but I think you've done enough damage- no offense."
You fell backwards. "OOF!"
"However," you sat up in anticipation at Okamisan7's statement.
"I live in a country where everyone should be free to have opinions and speak their minds and do what they want.
So though I may not agree, you do you. If you think you can help fix all the chaos in the story, then you can go and try."
You go to hug Okamisan7 in gratitude, but she abruptly shoves you away.
"KEEP YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCE!"
"Sorry! I'm so sorry!"
.
.
.
"So... how do I go back to the story?"
Okamisan7 pauses. Then she turns to you with a serious expression.
"It's already hard enough to write a fanfic with no plot, handle fourth walls, and find ways to squeeze vines, memes and various references in without disrupting the general flow of things in the story. Just don't question the logic of fanfiction. It will be for the better ok?"
"Oh! Ok."
.
.
.
"Why are you still here? The story needs you."
"I have a question."
"Shoot."
"Am I ever going to be in human form and interact with the Attack on Titan characters that way?"
"Nope."
You resist the urge to scream again- not wanting to experience more of Okamisan7's scary shouting voice.
"Why not?"
"Because then the story won't be SNK Various x Horse!Reader anymore, now would it? Emphasis on the HORSE reader. That's an idea for a different story. Don't like? Don't read.
...Or maybe you could write that on your own." Okamisan7 explained.
You black out again before you could answer.
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A/N: Thank you so much for 117K Reads and 3.6K Votes!!!!
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Chapter Twelve: Argue
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