(Cover is not mine, it belongs to @/imquitenervous on Instagram)
You walk outside god damn it's cold. Anyway, so you call up Whitty.
"Bruh pick me up I don't wanna get kidnapped lol"
So Whitty goes vroom vroom and picks your lazy ass up.
"Ok where do you wanna go?"
You look up at Whitty
((⓿_⓿))
"Idc bitch drive me somewhere sheesh" Whitty looks at you like he's going to fucking squish your head but he's baby so he doesn't.
"Wow ok" So he drives to this weird sketchy place. "Oh fuck I went wrong way" He looks at you.
He fucking opens your side of the door and kicks you out bc you smell. "Lol bye" He drives off and you're stuck on da road. "Oh fucc man maybe I shouldn't have been so rude :/" You said to yourself.
Anyway so you get up and look around. HOLY MOLY IT'S TANKMAN COCK JOKE!!!!!
"Ew it's a loser,, I'mma shoot you now lol." You start to cry cause you don't wanna die but you can't defend yourself :|
BUT THEN OH MY GOD IT'S PICO FROM NEWGROUNDS.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SHOOTS TANKMAN AND WALKS OVER TO YOU ;;)
"Damn shawty, fine ass there you got, wanna make out even though we just met?"
Ok so you make out with him heehee ;))
He pulls away from the kiss and then stares at you <3 "K let's go vroom vroom"
Amazing Time Skip Wow!!!!
So yeah, you live nowhere yet everywhere so you kind of just go to your house :|
You fall asleep while cuddling PICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wakey wakey because 8''11 tall bomb man is in ur house. You wake up and he's towering over you , staring into your e y e z. "grr grr *jealous noises cause people like that???*" You get up dramatically!!!!!! "OMG AH BABE I'M SORRY EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT DATING YOU :(((("
"Save it. .. ." 😨😨😨😨😱😱😱🥶🥶😳😳😳😣😣 OMG YOU GOT REJECTED??????????? UH UM OH NO!
Oh FUCC Pico wakes up as well!!!! Pico looks at epic big tall bomb man.
"Damn who tf is you ????" WHITTY GOES BALLISTIC AND HAS PS4 EYES NOW OMG 😭😭😭😢😢😢😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
"BRUH Y/N IS MINE GRRR >:((((((((("
(I keep updating this but idc)
SO OMG DRAMATIC PLOT HAS ENTERED!!!!
PICO AND WHITTY DO EPIC RAP BATTLE
"alr lets see who won babe"
".............................."
".............."
"lol none of you won BC SENPAI WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SENPAI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE
"yeah um their mine now so like bye <3" and senpai vrooms vrooms away with you :;;)
senpai pulls up 2 his house and takes u to his bed😘😘😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
HE WIPS OUT HIS WII AND PLAYS WII SPORTS WITH YOU
"omg senpai ur so hot give me ur babies"
senpai ........ TURNS INTO SPOOKY PERIOD STAIN
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"SHUT UP Y/N I'M FORCED TO WIPE MY ASS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON I'M SO TIRED OF THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆÂÂĀÄĂÀÀÅÅÅ"
YOU SCREAM AND THEN OMG PICO JUMPS IN FROM THE CEILING?!!?!?!?!😱😱😱😱😱😳😳😳
"Sup hot babe, I just saved you so you know, I get something out of this"
you kith him and you guys somehow vroom vroom away again !!!!!
