So, you'd sue them and then what?
Tony
Ask for an apology
Emma
Hmmm
Emma
🤔
Bruce
I'm barely keeping it together here
Bucky
He doesn't seem to see it
Steve
Completely oblivious
Thor
I am ashamed to have called Tony my friend
Clint
I *wheeze* can't
Natasha
*raises knife to Tony's throat slowly*
Peter
What the hell kind of dumbassery is this?
Emma
So. Tony. What would you say you did to me?
Tony
I graced you with my presence by calling you mistakenly
Emma
By thinking I was who, exactly?
Tony
Domino's.
Emma
So... wouldn't you say I'm in the same predicament as your theoretical one?
Tony
No.
Emma
And how is that, exactly?
Tony
I GRACED you with my PRESENCE!
Emma
You KILLED me with your so called PRESENCE
Thor
How does one text when they're dead?
Tony
My presence is gracious
Sam
Just when we all thought Tony's ego couldn't get any bigger
Sam
He just proves his ego can always expand
Wanda
Can't say anyone's too happy about that.
Vision
Did you just insult my father, Wanda?
Tony
No no no no no!
Tony
I am NOT your father
Vision
You created me, yes?
Tony
I took PART in your creation
Vision
As does a father with his child.
Tony
How in the world are you my child?
Vision
I like to think of Thor as my mother, you as my father, and Bruce as the doctor who made sure I was healthy
Thor
How am I, a man, someone's mother?
Emma
GUYS! STOP!
Vision
Fine.
Tony
Gladly
Thor
I am still confused
Bruce
I'm mildly disgusted
Emma
Back to Tony apologizing, all right?
Tony
Why would I NEED to apologize?
Emma
You RUINED me!
Tony
How? How exactly did I ruin you?
Emma
You tarnished my soul
Thor
The Midgardian soul tarnisher is Tony?
Tony
What the hell is a soul tarnisher?
Thor
An ancient creature that feeds on small bits of children's souls
Emma
Well then, oh Soul Tarnisher Tony, you have done your job. Leave me at once.
Emma
Sometimes I don't know what to Fondue or Fondon't.
Steve
As Howard Stark once told me, "Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."
Emma
What about chocolate and strawberries?
Emma
Oh. That's not fondue, is it?
Tony
I...
Tony
I actually don't know.
Emma
Me neither.
Emma
Truce?
Tony
Sure
Emma
You just have to seal it with one thing.
Tony
What?
Tony
A kiss?
Emma
APOLOGIZE!
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FanfictionEmma Sauger is just an ordinary girl. Well, if ordinary could be considered being a supreme hacker, and know-it-all when it comes to the Avengers. But besides that, she's painstakingly ordinary. That is, until Tony Stark calls her asking for pizza...
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