Emma
How come I'm not an assassin yet?
Sam
What kind of crazed person would WANT to be an assassin?
Clint
What do you mean?
Emma
I mean, I can list three ways how to kill a person with a spoon right off the bat
Clint
No, I was asking Sam
Sam
What?
Clint
Do you have something against ASSASSINS, Sam?
Sam
Uh
Sam
No?
Emma
You just made your confusion with that answer evident
Emma
You didn't have to
Clint
Maybe that so called 'author' wants me to kick his ass
Natasha
Me too!
Emma
Girl power!
Natasha
So, what did you mean, Sam?
Tony
Well, Sam, looks like you pissed off the wrong redhead
Sam
I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Tony
And a very skilled bird
Clint
I am NOT Sam
Tony
Isn't your superhero name Hawkeye?
Clint
Yes
Clint
But mine's different
Sam
How, exactly
Emma
Come on, I wanna be an AIT.
Clint
I'm HawkEYE. As in I have the eyes of a Hawk. You're just named after a bird
Sam
A very COOL bird
Emma
Seriously?
Clint
Look, Sam, if you have a problem with assassins
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FanfictionEmma Sauger is just an ordinary girl. Well, if ordinary could be considered being a supreme hacker, and know-it-all when it comes to the Avengers. But besides that, she's painstakingly ordinary. That is, until Tony Stark calls her asking for pizza...
