Selena gets home at around midnight after yeeting Aayla's body in a trash compactor.
Murdering means less sleep, but Selena has insomnia anyways.
She is pretty busy most days with the whole "murder is illegal" thing.
Like...come on, things would be so much simpler if she could just kill people and not have to worry about the police getting mad about it🙄
Ugh so stressful smh
Murder being bad is a social construct, anyways.
After disposing of Sugar Honey Iced Tea, she was exhausted and just felt like sitting in her swivel chair.
(Hehe, did you notice I spelt shit?)
Selena decided to call up Tracy, just to fill her in on the situation.
And yes...Tracy is alive.
Because lol, one of the main killers can't really die after being revealed.
Too boring.
She had a bullet proof vest on. Pretty simple.
Bullet proof vests save lives, keep this in mind everyone.
Tracy climbed in through the window.
She was smirking and was super giddy after Selena updated her on all the shit that has gone down since she "died".
How exciting.
Aayla the emo emu WASN'T dead for a little while, decided to blow up a bunch of people no one cares about, then had the pea brain to threaten Selena and end up dead again.
Never threaten Selena. She is a "reputation" stan Swiftie. She will kill all of you.
🎶I don't trustttttt nobodyyyyy andddd noboddyyy trustsss meeee🎶
IM SORRY THE OLD TAYLOR CANT COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOWWWW
You get the idea hahaha.
Tracy wants to kill some more people. It's just so fun.
Selena agrees, but maybe they should wait a little while.
Mehhhhh...
Tracy calls up Jaz and Joe.
Yes, of course they wanna meet up on the remote hill out in the woods.
That's such a great idea!
Selena starts to giggle hysterically.
Why is it so easy?
Seriously, she needs a challenge.
"It's SNAPPPAYYYYY TIME"
Joe and Jaz wait in the woods for Tracy and Selena.
There they are.
The four of them have a super engaging conversation about how Sam and Bucky should have kissed by now in "Falcon And The Winter Soldier".
But then the conversation changes and Selena smiles at Tracy.
She whips out a taser and goes ZAPPITY ZAP to Jaz.
Tracy punches Joe square in the nose. She has to almost bend down to do so because he is so short.
Selena grabs Jaz off the ground, where she is screaming.
Selena grabs her neck and snaps it as hard as she can.
Jaz dies :)
Tracy lies Joe across the ground and stamps on him until his neck snaps and his skull is caving in.
She has very strong shoe soles.
Ew why is this so violent bahahaha.
I guess I'm in the mood.
It is officially snappy time.
They grab the acid from their car and dissolve Joe and Jaz.
Lol, shame my dudes, you really thought.
Over the next 4 weeks, Tracy and Selena go around, snapping the necks of completely random people.
Who happen to all be blonde, just by coincidence.
They are known as the "Snappers"
(Please don't take this shit seriously)
And no, NOT THE FISH
THE FISH IS SPELT "schnapper"
WAIT?? is it?
Guys, I need to go contemplate life, because i dunno how it's spelt.
This is a dilemma.
I will be thinking about this for a long time.
God Authors Note: coolbeans thanks for the Sugar Honey Iced Tea joke and good luck with your Mister Whippy origin story.
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WONDERING:
Mr. Whippy's first name is actually 'Mister'
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