we're stuck together : a rodrick heffley and minoru mineta love story

rodrick's big move 😰

rodrick was a small town country boy with a girly-like attitude. he is an only child who lovessss nightcore, nicki minaj and is a full time cocomelon watcher #COCOMELON4EVA #barb. he had been living in alabama all his life, spending time with his bestie Carl wheezer the eboy. they were inseparable! life was going all good ! until his parents (Sasuke Uchiha and Twilight Sparkle) got news that his father Sasuke had gotten a job in New York City!!
*flashback to when Rodrick got the news*
*RODRICK'S POV*
- i was on the phone talking to my best friend, Carl wheezer the eboy! we were watching Boku No Pico because we got done watching "Super Lovers" and talking about a good day to meet up so we can practice our new song called "COCOMELON4EVA" by our band Loaded Diaper!! 

until my stupid mom who TOTALLY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE SHES STUPID #emo called me downstairs.

—Twilight : "Honeyyyy your father and i would like to speak with you!!!"
— Rodrick: "NOT RIGHT NOW MOM IM CURRENTLY ON THE PHONE WITH MY BEST FRIEND CARL WHEEZER THE EBOY AND WE'RE WATCHING BOKU NO PICOOOOOOO"
— Twilight : " IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BOKU NO BULLSHIT !! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN HERE OR NO MORE COCOMELON FOR YOU!!!"

my mom, twilight sparkle shouted! it sent a shiver down my back ! I love cocomelon with a passion ... I cant live without it... just like a discord mod can't live without their kitten type thing if yk yk ;) so in order to save my big phat ass and the ability to watch cocomelon, I defied gravity and rushed down the hall faster than twitter when prince philip died , rip bestie 💔 #gonetoosoon

— Sasuke : "Rodrick we have some news , we're leaving alabama and moving to New York city"
*rodrick's mind*
I was totally not okay with this! what would happen to loaded diaper ?! or my best friend!!!
— Rodrick : "WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME WHAT ABOUT LOADED DIAPER AND MY BEST FRIEND CARL WHEEZER THE EBOY?! YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND ME AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
— Twilight : "rodrick honey we're sorry but your father got a job at the capitol femboy hooters restaurant!! and it's a big change for all three of us, because i have to relocate millennial therapy studio"
— Rodrick : "FUCK FEMBOY HOOTERS AND FUCK THE MILLENNIALS !!! I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND ME #emo #alt #MCR"
— Sasuke : come on it'll be fun maybe you'll meet someone new ! Carl can come to visit !!"
— Rodrick : UGH fine ! as long as i get to play scented cons on the way there"                                        ~i love playing scented cons hehe~
— Sasuke : "what's tha-"
— Rodrick : "NOTHING DAD YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND"

i ran back upstairs CRYING , then i began harassing non-barbs and charlie D'Amelio fan pages on twitter !! hehe i love twitter 🤪🤪 but i was still sad i was moving .... so i decided to tweet about it :
"DARKNESS... IMPRISONING ME ... my stupid parents don't understand me... i'm just gonna go listen to NIGHTCORE . nobody hmu . only the real ones know . 💔💔💔 #alt #emo" i tweeted
*fast forward to moving day*
*sad naruto music plays*
I woke up that morning from a long night of crying and Nicki Minaj music.. i went over to carl's house where i said my goodbyes to my best friend, very sad very sad :( i'll definitely miss carl but i went back home to help load up the truck #misunderstood
after finishing up, we headed off to New York City in our fancy ass Volvo XC90 SUV

I watched cocomelon and played scented cons on the way there LOL but i was so scared, i wonder what the city has in store for me!! maybe some new friends ? a whole new life is about to start for me.

to be continued 😏