WandaVision Starring (Y/N) Episode 5

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(Y/N): This!

(Y/N begins to make multiple silly faces at Billy & Tommy. But with each silly face Y/N makes, the boys continue to cry. Cry louder even.)

(Y/N): Okay, I've got nothin'.

Wanda: [sighs] Now, I know parents aren't supposed to take shortcuts, but I think this situation calls for one, don't you?

(Y/N): Yes!

(Billy & Tommy continue to cry.)

Wanda: So, go to sleep, my babies.

(WHOOSHES)

(Billy & Tommy continue to cry.)

(Y/N): I don't think that worked, Wanda.

Wanda: I can see that, (Y/N). And go to sleep.

(WHOOSHES)

Wanda & (Y/N): [sigh]

(Billy & Tommy giggle.)

Wanda: Well, I don't think it's very funny. Why won't you do what I want?

(Y/N): Well, for starters, they're babies, Wanda.

Vision: What's that, dear?

(Vision walks in with their binkies in his ears.)

Wanda: [chuckles]

Wanda: That is not where those go!

(Y/N): Very stylish though.

(Wanda takes the binkies away from Vision.)

Vision: Noise cancelation is not their primary function?

(Wanda cleans off the binkies & puts them in Billy & Tommy's mouths, stopping them from crying.)

Wanda: [sighs]

(Y/N): Finally, some peace.

Vision: Ooh.

Wanda: [whispers] Look, I think it's...

(Billy & Tommy spit out their binkies & go back to crying.)

Wanda, Vision, & (Y/N): [gasps]

Wanda: Vis? (Y/N)?

Vision: Mm?

(Y/N): Yes?

Wanda: What are we doing wrong?

Vision: Oh, don't worry, dear.

(Vision kisses Wanda's forehead.)

Vision: We'll figure it out.

(Y/N): Of course we will.

Vision: Perhaps we all need more time to get to know one another.

(Y/N): Makes sense to me.

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