Shuichi Saihara x Reader ONESHOTS

{Not an x Reader but Still a Shuichi Oneshot}

"Did Kaito take over the party plans after that?" I asked, and Shuichi nodded, "Yeah, I think that pretty much explains the chaos going on, then."

Shuichi let out another meek, "Sorry..."

I pouted, randomly reaching out and tugging on the sleeve of Shuichi's coat, "Nooo, you're not sorry because you didn't do anything! Now c'mon, if we're lucky we can totally sneak out of this mess."

"Huh? Sneak out?" Shuichi obliviously questioned me, but for some reason even though I was kind of annoyed it made me grin.

"Shhh, don't question me. Now come on, let's use the side door cuz it's quieter and less noticeable," I started walking the short distance to the door at the side of the classroom, motioning for Shuichi to follow me. He hesitated for a few seconds before following me, making me giggle. I carefully opened the door just enough to slip through, and Shuichi followed my lead, silently closing the door behind him. Now we were in one of the small science storage rooms between two classrooms- but it was okay because there was also a door that lead straight to the hallway. I opened the door, Shuichi still following.

Once we were out in the hallway, I giggled, "Come on, we gotta get far away in case somebody has to use the bathroom or something," I kept my voice low in case somebody in the classroom would hear, though I doubted it because we could hear their loud voices and laughter in the hallway. Shuichi followed me as I lead him upstairs.

"Why are we doing this, though?" Shuichi asked when we reached the second floor of the school, making me laugh. He was oddly adorable from being so dense.

"We're almost there, so you'll find out soon," I purposefully kept it vague, instead continuing to lead Shuichi. I eventually made it to one of the most secluded corners of the school, which was also conveniently out of sight of the hallway's security cameras. It was the number one spot for couples, "Now sit down with me cuz we're gonna cuddle and be wholesome!"

"O-okay..." Shuichi kind of stammered out, but he sat down next to me. I grinned, immediately moving so I was sitting in his lap and wrapping my arms around him.

"Yaaaayyy!! I get a cuddly Shuichi! This is the best birthday everrrr~" I sang like a child, nuzzling his chest. Shuichi was already extremely flustered.

"H-hey!" Shuichi weakly protested when I started poking his ahoge, but he made no move to stop me. I giggled, playing with the strand of hair as I watched my boyfriend get more and more flustered over the simplest things.

"Awwwweee, you're blushing~" I let out another giggle and kissed Shuichi on the cheek, wondering just how much I could get him to blush. A lot more, apparently.

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"Huh? Shaun and Shuichi aren't here..." Kaede commented, a bit confused, "Maybe they just had to get something...?"

"Are you fuckin' stupid, titless? I watched those virgins leave like half an hour ago, they're probably fucking!" Miu laughed loudly.

"Grrr... it's just like a degenerate male to leave a party made for him!" Tenko growled, but then her demeanor suddenly changed, "Actually, that means there's two less degenerates here!"

"I'm just plain worried about them... what if they're in trouble?" Tsumugi worried aloud.

"My sidekick is way tougher than you think! He wouldn't be in trouble!" Kaito boasted proudly. Maki, who was beside him, practically facepalmed {but not literally, because unfortunately, that's not in her character}.

"Shouldn't we try to look for them, though...?" Kaede sighed, clearly concerned for the two boys.

"Tee hee! Ibuki thinks if you went looking for them, you'd stumble on something reaaaallllly steamy!" Ibuki grinned, clearly not worried whatsoever.

"Um... w-well... shouldn't we at l-least look for th-them...? Ah!! I-I'm sorry for sh-sharing my opinion! Y-you can do anything y-you want to me, j-just please don't h-hurt me!!" Mikan apologized profusely, which made Ibuki and Tenko both comfort her.

"Nyeh... I'd look for them but my MP is low..." Himiko complained, rubbing one of her eyes as the only sign she was tired.

"If it makes everyone feel better, I'll go looking for them," Maki huffed, suddenly speaking up. Everyone was surprised, but they agreed to let her search for the missing couple.

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"W-woah! Okay, I was not expecting you to suddenly get brave-" I awkwardly laughed, not expecting to be in this situation at all. Shuichi was now the one taking the lead, and to my surprise he fucking kissed me! What the hell happened to my shy boyfriend who was easy to tease?! ...I wasn't complaining, but still-

"You two are disgusting. Don't do that in a public place," Maki sighed, startling both of us.

Shuichi quickly got off of me and we both tried to compose ourselves, feeling really awkward for getting caught.

"M-Maki! Haha- ummm- f-fancy seeing you here?" I nervously grinned. Maki just stared at me.

"Whatever. They just sent me to look for you. Whether or not you two come back to the party is your choice," Maki scoffed, and just like that she turned around and left.

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Happy early birthday to meeeeee★

THREE MORE DAYS TILL I TURN 17!!! I'm excited like a kid♥