𝙋𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙚 23 ⚣ 𝘜𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

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Me:
They're very committing girls, they never experience weird relationships
They're always sure of what they want
At least, that's the type of people Lisa surrounds herself with

Kim Taehyung:
So her name is Lisa? Even her name is beautiful god damnit
I can TOTALLY teach them to channel their inner thots out
With my dick 😏

Me:
This is weird

Kim Taehyung:
Wot?
U dare underestimate me fool 😠

Me:
You're like the gayest bisexual I've ever met, this is my first time seeing you act all masculine
It's kind of disturbing

Kim Taehyung:
🤡🔪 says the guy who fucks me like I have a vagina
Istg sometimes it's like u forget I have an asshole
It's tight y'know, be more gentle it'll one day come apart

Me:
Don't shame me, you encouraged this in the first place
You know you like it when I rip your ass in half 😏

Kim Taehyung:
Oop—
I don't like this
This energy I have created 👁👄👁💦

Me:
You should go to sleep
It's really late

Kim Taehyung:
🔪 you woke me up at 4am u don't have the right to tell me to go to bed

Me:
apologies, my insomnia seems to be active whenever I overthink things

Kim Taehyung:
Want me to come over and cuddle you to sleep?
😏 perhaps my hands will be naughty and give you a handjob instead?

Me:
You are...
Reading wayyyyy too many of those cheesy 21+ eroticas

Kim Taehyung:
Ugh ugh fine fine 🙄
I'm good at dealing with insomnia
Usually drink a warm glass of a milk before going to bed, or have someone fuck your energy away— oh wait ur a top, or fuck your energy away

Me:
That's not what kept me up

Kim Taehyung:
Then...what?

Me:
The question you had been avoiding to answer 🔪

Kim Taehyung:
Shit that knife emoji

Me:
Any last words?

Kim Taehyung:
Ah Ahaha
What was the question again?
Oh yeah have I ever told u I ate a cockroach once thinking it was chocolate???

Me:
Um...
No, we never talked about that sort of stuff...? I'll keep that in mind
But answer my question Taehyung
You know the more you're trying to run from it the more you'll make me realize you're snubbing it

Kim Taehyung:
🤡 damn, I can't hide a thing from u can I?

Me:
Taehyung, you can't manipulate me like you do your many toys.

Kim Taehyung:
Why do u sound like that one sexy villain everyone wants to fuck?

Me:
Taehyung
Answer the god damn question

Kim Taehyung:
God ur so bossy daddy! XD
Are u gonna spank me if I don't?? 🥺

Me:
I'll figure out something worst

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