One day....beTa Luz was being edgy as fuck playing baseball. BEtA Amity was in the sky, falling from a helicopter. Amity landed on-top of Luz and growled.
"The fuck?! Why do I keep falling for you?!??!??!!???''
Luz pushed her off and jumped up, revealing her.....long....big....thiccccc.... Sonic outfit....
Amity blushed and ran away, being a flustered simp ass bitch.
"Dayyyyyummm" Gus grinned.
"C'mOn guys, yes, he have fucked multiple of times and went on dates and planned on marrying eachother....but at the end of every conversation we've said no homo so we're just friends!" Luz said, obviously.
"Luz you dense mother fucker"
Amity came back, flying like spiderman.
"Lol hey Luz, u wanna ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ 🍽️😺"
Luz looked paranoid.
"As friends right?"
Amity set Luz's hair on fire and then she turned into cailou.
"Daym, ur hot" Amity smiiiiiirked.
Luz gasped and ran back to the mystery owl shack and grabbed one of her many wigs.
"I'm back" Luz smiles greatly.
"I fucking hate you!!!"
*Five minutes later*
Luz and Amity were fucking again and Willow took off her glasses.
"Now I can't see, I'm good....I'm fine...I'm still going to heaven...but little does everyone know....I'm with a three eyed freak... PLEASE FORGIVE ME LORD!!!!! LO SIENTO!!!!!!!!"
Luz and Amity stopped, hearing Willow scream and cry in Spanish.
"Daym, attractive toes-"
"Wtf Luz"
"Amity you saggy clothed ass bitch, emo ass bitch, fucking bitch bitchy bitchen whore"
Amity bluShed and ate Luz's sonic outfit.
"Hot"
"Yes"
