On a beautiful rainy as fuck blizzard day, 2 years ago on September 36th 1776....Boscha tripped over a computer and got major character development. She played Minecraft non stop. One day, Willow walked in and shot Boscha in the big toe.
"Why the fuck do you have a foot fetish Willow!!!" Boscha cried happily.
"What's a fetish?"
Luz suddenly came out (of the closet) and punched Boscha in the face.
"Don't tell her what that means you ugly old man!" Luz sobbed.
Boscha fell to the floor, her face suddenly covered in cocaine.
"Amity bitch blight! Have you been doing crack!" Willow gasped.
Amity blushed and giggled.
"Your so cute Willow~"
Luz gasped and killed Willow.
"I ment Luz, sorry auto correct- what the hell did you just do Luz!!!" Amity yelled.
"acabo de matar a una mujer ... me siento bastante bien"
"We don't speak taco bell you little fugly baby toster" Boscha moaned.
Luz and Amity looked at Boscha, confused and extremely uncomfortable with the tone the three eyed bitch used.
"Sorry, screaming gets me horny"
Suddenly... gasp! Andrew from little witch academia threw an infant at Luz's face.
"Don't tell Akko, she'll kill me if I told her Diana gave their child to me.." he said, running the opposite direction. Luz held the child and then placed it next to Willows alive but dead body.
"Te dije que algún día serías una buena madre muerta..."
Amity then looked out the window of a tall building and sipped her coffee.
"Do you know why I called you to my office..." She muttered.
Luz shrugged her shoulders and threw shrimp and baby teeth at Amity.
"I got what you wanted...the baby teeth and shrimp..."
"Perfect..." Amity grinned.
"Now, what do you need them for.."
"Welll Luz, I'm using them to.."
"*Insert epic cliffhanger~*"
