Pain: "Attention Everyone"
Everyone: *keeps talking*
Pain: *Frown* " Almighty Push!"
Everyone: *fly all over the place*
Pain: " Now that I got all your atten-
Hidan: "Who the fuck are you?"
Pain: *gots irritated* "Are you just really that stupid to forget your own leader's name"
Hidan: "It's Mother fucking Pain"
Pain: "That's it. You shall know Pain" *Raise his hand directly to hidan ready to kill him*
Hidan: "Pfft.." *holds his laughter*
Pain: "What's so funny?"
Hidan: *Copying Pain's action*
"You shall know.....Hidan"
Pain: *had a confused look*
Deidara: "Oh! I get it,yeah. You shall know Deidara" *raise his hand copying Pain*
Konan: *chuckles* "You shall know Konan"
Kisame: "You shall know Kisame"
Pain: "Stop it"
Everyone: *didn't give a damn*
Sasori: "Bitches, It's like this"
*grabs a puppet arm from a desk his working on*
"You shall know puppet" *and trows it in Pain's Face*
Everyone except for Pain and Sasori: *Gasp!*
5 second later
Hidan: "You mean, You shall know vase!" *Trows a vase in Pain's head and broke* (crash!)
Akatsuki: *GASP!*
Just 5 seconds of quietness and a riot appears
Deidara:"All shall know explosion,yeah" *trows a bomb*
(Boom!)
Kakuzu: "Watch it your ganna wreck the hideout"
Konan: "Who cares" *grabs all the plates from the kitchen and trows it everywhere like a shuriken* "All shall know plates" (Crash!)
Zetsu: *appears in konan's left*
"Give me some plates konan"
Konan: *looks at zetsu and smile sweetly* "Oh sure, here you go"
*gives a plate but before Zetsu can grab it, Konan slam it to Zetsu's head* (Crash)
Zetsu: "Ouch, I'm going to kill you"
Konan: "Bwa haha"
Itachi: "All shall know glass bottles" *activates his sharingan*
Kisame: *pops out his head from were his hiding*
Itachi: *looks quickly at Kisame and trows him a glass bottle in his head* (CRASH!)
Kisame: "OUCH!, Itachi that's ganna leave a scar" *hides back*
Deidara:*pops out his head but then Itachi quickly trows him a bottle then it crash in his face*
"Son of bitch"
Itachi: "Come on show yourselves!" *his sharingan is overwhelming*
Zetsu: "All shall know KNIVES"
*Gets many knives and trows it everywhere* (shing!!)
The other Akatsuki's hide in some random places
Others in a flip table, behind a couch, in the counterside, behind a wall and some are like 'were the fuck should I hide'
Hidan: "I'm hit!, I'm hit! Oh yeah I'm Immortal"
Kakuzu: "Idiot" *Gets in the middle of the warzone and holds a bucket*
"All...shall know...PISS!!"
*splash it everywhere* (WOSH!) (SPLASH!)
Akatsuki: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
______________________
Meanwhile in Pain's office
Pain was sobing in the flour of the corner of the room thinking how he was a bad leader and Tobi is just encouraging him
Tobi: "Pain is a good leader"
-- in the other room
(BOOM!) (More screaming)
(CRASH!) (More riots)
(AHHH!)
(SPLASH!)
Tobi: "Tobi takes that back
Pain is a terrible leader"
