nads aka the loml 😽💗 what are your guys' plans for when school's finished?
nott your mans merlin woman why are you asking that type of question at 3 in the morning
freddie 🧨 me and georgie are going to open up the joke shop again
georgie 💣 we're open if any of y'all want to work at the shop
awww look at the twins all welcoming
my ferret boy 🤍 idk probably ministry shit
the boy who almost died ⚡️ ah good ol' malfoy ministry worker
oh don't lie draco, i've seen your room. books all about alchemy😺
we got an alchemist in our hands!!!
nads aka the loml 😽💗 do you mind making us a stone😜
my ferret boy 🤍 what
mione 📚 you mean like the philosopher's stone?
nads aka the loml 😽💗 mhm, also because i swore to mads i'd be one of those creepy people wearing all black and holding an umbrella at her funeral standing far away & looking mysterious so that people would think maddie had connections😌
nott your mans bloody hell lol
ronniekins 🍕 oi oi oi don't be turning into my clone there nott
honestly why are we all up at 3am anyways
freddie 🧨 pranking
georgie 💣 same
the boy who almost died ⚡️ ginny was craving snacks
ronniekins 🍕 I WAS ALSO CRAVING SNACKS
mione 📚 studying for my newts
isn't that like, five months away? it's only january
mione 📚 i just want to study ahead of time
my ferret boy 🤍 you woke me up
hey! you were the one who wanted to cuddle tn :(((
my ferret boy 🤍 anything for you dela❤️
nads aka the loml 😽💗 awhh look at the two
nott your mans you wish that was us huh?
nott your mans SHIT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SEND
#theodia?
the boy who almost died ⚡️ 😎 -> 😳🕶👌
king neville 👑
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my ferret boy 🤍 if they're not gonna date idk what to tell you anym nott
if you two date you're swag
freddie 🧨 c'mon nott get your act together
georgie 💣 this is dating, you either ask out or get asked out
ronniekins 🍕 watchu gon do?
wait they went offline
my ferret boy 🤍 don't tell me they're shagging
holy shit they are AHHH
PUT UP A SILENCING CHARM
my ferret boy 🤍 MY BOY NOTT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MUFFLIATO?
i'll check on them
ronniekins 🍕 maddie i think thats not a good idea-
the boy who almost died ⚡️ def. i mean i walked in on ron and hermione once and i couldn't unsee that shit
freddie 🧨 our bro ron
georgie 💣 getting that action
mione 📚 can we not
my ferret boy 🤍 dela, any luck?
well i'm at their door and it's not locked, lemme just-
HOLY SHIT
THERE ARE BLANKETS FOR A REASON
king neville 👑
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maddie rn :
my ferret boy 🤍 darling you good?
ronniekins 🍕 i tried to tell her
the boy who almost died ⚡️ atleast someone now shares my trauma😌
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AUTHOR SPEAKS ! SORT OF A FILLER CHAPTER BUT HOLY SHIT- WE JUST HIT 100K READS Y'ALL!!! this is so mf shocking i literally cried, i started this fanfic for fun and now we're here. i'm so grateful for everyone who's reading and boosting this book and my terrible humor. thank you all for this, stay safe and i love you all 3000!!!