𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 | draco malfoy

seventeen | ❝ the triple threat ❞

triple threat
8:03 AM

alright bois lets get pranking

freddie 🧨
that's my girl

georgie 💣
***our girl

georgie 💣
plus she's gonna be malfoy's so we don't want our asses kicked🏃‍♀️

he's gonna avada y'all-

freddie 🧨
and we don't want that do we 😙😙

georgie 💣
yep⚰️

so, i have some prank ideas for our girl astoria

freddie 🧨
yes. we love the greengrasses but this is way too far

i was thinking, dying her hair pink or just any weird color, or we put veritaserum in her drinks (i can get daphne to do that cause i heard she is pretty pissed at her sister) so that everything she says is the truth

georgie 💣
what

freddie 🧨
if

georgie 💣
we

freddie 🧨
do

georgie 💣
both

you are human geniuses i love you guys

freddie 🧨
and

georgie 💣
we

freddie 🧨
love

georgie 💣
you

freddie 🧨
too

i'm like slughorn's favorite students so i can get us a view vials of veritaserum

georgie 💣
i can color her hair with one of our many weasley products (blonde hair means that its easier to show the weird colors)

freddie 🧨
and i can throw a few of our peruvian instant darkness powders so the great hall gets distracted

i still wonder how you guys are still in school-

georgie 💣
mum made us take our 7th year again since last time we sort of blew up the OWLs...

that was iconic though

freddie 🧨
and since we left to open the shop, mum said we sort of just drop our education

freddie 🧨
but here we are

georgie 💣
a bunch of nineteen year olds in seventh year

freddie 🧨
with a side job of pranking

honestly what would i do without you two?

georgie 💣
kill astoria

freddie 🧨
oR wOrsE gEt hEr eXpELLeD

you spend too much time with granger🏃‍♀️

freddie 🧨
actually not that much, it's ron who tells us those stories

georgie 💣
he wouldn't shut up about how beautiful his girlfriend its like WE GET IT RON

freddie 🧨
he's turning into ginny before she got with harry

i-

dear merlin you weasleys have an obsession

bill : an obsession with fleur maybe?

charlie : dragons

percy : being headboy/prefect

fred and george : pranking every single person in the school

ron : food and hermione granger

ginny : quidditch and the boy who won't die

georgie 💣
well-

freddie 🧨
she's a keeper georgie she makes lists

georgie 💣
and she's probably the only one able to tell us apart-

freddie 🧨
alright back to the topic, tmr, 7:15 am at the great hall?

yep

georgie 💣
watch out astoria cause you're about to feel the wrath of....

freddie 🧨
THE TRIPLE THREAT 😈😈😈