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snakes, a badger, & a lion
10:19 AM

yo what's the answer to number 7?

theo
yeah what is it? been stuck on this for like almost 15 minutes 🏃‍♀️

malfoy
if you guys actually put in the effort to study you would actually be able to do it.

nads aka the loml 😽💗
BOOM ROASTED

malfoy
same for you hOpkiNs

theo
her last name is just like the collectible muggle toy named shopkins, except she has ✨purpose✨

*gasp* DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY BABY'S LAST NAME 🤬🤬🤬

theo
says the person whose last name is a state 💀

malfoy
and whose middle name is a city in australia

nads aka the loml 😽💗
says the person who exposed himself that he knows her middle name and won't ADMIT HE STALKED HER FOR IT 😘

EGGSACTLY 🍳

theo
not the egg puns 🤦‍♂️

NOW CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL
ME THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 7? SLUGHORN IS KILLING ME 🤬

neville
i don't know the answer cause i don't have class with you but i can give you my herbology study notes ☺️

SEE? NEVILLE IS WILLINGLY LETTING ME COPY HIS HERBOLOGY STUDY NOTES CAUSE HE KNOWS I'M FAILING 😃😃

theo
DRAGON BOY C'MON WE NEED ANSWERS 😡😡😡

malfoy
what's the magic wooooord?? 😌😌

ferret

nads aka the loml 😽💗
HSJSJSJJSJXJZ

nads aka the loml 😽💗
I REMEMBER THAT DAY

malfoy
UH NO WE DON'T CAN WE NOT BRING IT UP PLEASE?2?2?2

malfoy
I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS 🥺

aight bet

malfoy
sent two attachments !

theo
THANKS MY DUDE

thank you ferret 🥺

malfoy
I SAID TO NOT MENTIO- nevermind you're welcome love :))

nads aka the loml 😽💗
HEJSS DID HE JUST-

malfoy
I MEANT MADS MY UHHH- HAND SLIPPED 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

i probably shouldn't do this but oh well-

you changed "malfoy"
to "ferret boy" !

nads aka the loml 😽💗

theoWHERE DID YOU GET THAT

Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.

theo
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

nads aka the loml 😽💗
MADS SENT IT TO ME

I TOOK IT WHEN MOODY THREW HIM AT ME AND I COULDNT RESIST NOT TAKING A PICTURE

ferret boy 🍏
oh no shi

ferret boy 🍏 left the group !

theo added ferret boy 🍏 to the group !

theo
malfoy don't be saltAyyyYyy

ferret boy 🍏
watch it man before i expose you too

theo
there's nothing to expose why would you-

ferret boy 🍏
one time during free period, theo was listening to billie eilish cause he loves her music

theo
PERIODT ✨✨✨

ferret boy 🍏
and he was in the halls listening to therefore i am with both earphones plugged in his ear holes and singing along to it

theo
AS WE ALL SHOULD 😘😘

ferret boy 🍏
and mcgonagall caught him and she went on saying

ferret boy 🍏
"what is all this 'not your mans' singing mr. nott?" even though those aren't the lyrics but carrying on-

theo
WAIT IK WHERE THIS IS GOING-

ferret boy 🍏
and she said "well i'm lucky you're NOTT my man and that's 10 points from slytherin."

nads aka the loml 😽💗
THEO YOU DIDNT 😪😪😪

i think we know where i'm heading ;))

you changed "theo"
to "nott your mans" !

nott your mans
I SWEAR MALFOY I WILL BEAT YO MEAT 🤬🤬

neville
NO THEO NO PLEASE NO AH NO

WAIT NEVILLE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE INNOCENT ONE WHAT HAPPENED??

nads aka the loml 😽💗
maddie, i'm a hufflepuff and i probably know more than you 😏😌

ferret boy 🍏
as a malfoy i probably shouldn't say this but i'm liking the energy in this group even if it involves a gryffindor and a hufflepuff 🤭

as you should malfoy, as you should.

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