Y/N POV
I open my eyes and look around. It looks like some dark Infinite place. Kinda feels-
???: oh. Your finally awake?
???: I am lady aqua. Goddess of water and a guide to spirits in the after life. You have just died.
Y/N: I did...?
Oh that's right........
Flashback
As Y/N walked down an alley way he felt a gun hit the back of his head.
Robber: all right. Give me all your money right now or else-
Y/N: are you really gonna shoot me over a couple of bucks?
I then turn around and he nervously presses it against my forehead.
Y/N: YOU DONT HAVE THE NUTS!!!!
Flash back end
Guess he did have the nuts.......
Y/N: so I'm dead huh? So where am I?
Aqua: the after life. You have three options. 1. Go to heaven. But it's not really that great up there....
Y/N: is it cause your down here and not up there?
She blushes a bit before shaking her head.
Aqua: 2. You be reincarnated as a baby with no knowledge at all.
Y/N: nope.
Aqua: or you could be reincarnated into another world with all knowledge of your past life along with one special power!!
Y/N: why would i want to do that?
Aqua then stands up
Aqua: the world is being over run by the devil kings generals!!! Villages being burned and family's in grave danger!!!! Doesn't that sound like fun? Especially since you get a special ability!!!!!
Y/N: true......ok. I'm in.
Aqua then hands me a stack of papers.
Aqua: pick one of these.
I look through them.....sword of god......arrow that always hits its target.......
Y/N: hey is it ok if I have the ability from an anime character?
Aqua: I shouldn't do that but.....for you. I'll make an exception......so what'll it be?
Y/N: I'd like all the abilities of Alucard from hellsing Ultimate.
Aqua snaps her fingers and a blue light surrounds us.
Aqua: good luck Y/N.....I wish you the best of luck and hope that you defeat the devil king.....
Y/N: thanks aqua. Looks like your more then just a cute face.
She blushes and I laugh a bit before a bright light shines in my eyes.
YOU ARE READING
BITCH FUCK THIS WORLD!!!!
ActionMale Alucard reader x konosuba. I don't own either anime or any pics or any videos I may or may not use in this book.