bsd stannies go cry to mitski

kaebedo is soukoku in a different font

hey shawties

sry been a couple days forgot abt wattpad

n e ways

so i have recently had nothing but kaebedo on the brain,,,,,just them,,,,,they are taking up all of the space,,,,,,they must leave

but i realized that they are probs such a comfort ship to me bc THEY ARE SO SIMILAR TO SOUKOKU

im listening to isabellas lullaby rn its very nice im gonna cry

anyways

SO KAEBEDO

before i elaborate i must warn you STORMBRINGER SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I THINK GENSHIN SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u dont want to be spoiled just skip past this chapter pls n thank u

OK LISTEN

so kaebedo is on the brain brrr brainrot yeah we know

BUT!

as i analyzed them i realized oh my god wait i love them so much because their trope is exactly like soukoku's no wonder

allow me to explain

so in stormbringer its confirmed that chuuya isnt human although he desperately wants to be

and ALBEDO is also not human 

that enough is my explanation

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

so dazai is the only one that can stop chuuya from being his own end right

forget abt aether for a moment this aint about him

but many people have made theories that kaeya will probs be a traitor (which i hope are so false i love him too much) but hes also khaenri'ahn n people make connections to him n albedo bc of that n he can find a way to help albedo not lose himself n destroy mondstadt since they're both *of* khaenri'ah (albedo was made by khaenri'ahn technology)

LISten IT STILL WORKS

further more

dazai and kaeya: tall fruity boys

chuuya and albedo: short fruity boys

need i say more

BUT ALSO DAZAI N KAEYAS PERSONALITIES?! ON PAR

sure diff traumas n shit and kaeya is not a suicidalmaniacandmassmurderer BUT SAME FLIRTY COCKY MEN THAT COVER UP THEIR TRAUMA AND HURTING WITH HUMOR

less i forget that both of them had someone that they loved and cared for who is now no longer in their lives (ahem oda ahem ahem diluc)

can u tell that i also kin both of them

just i just 

them

soukoku and kaebedo (derogatory)

i hate the gays /j 

i just rly love the trope of non human short dumbass and only one that can save them tall dumbass

is that even a real trope

too bad i just made it one

anyways i could go so much further into this but like LISTEN...........i just think they're neat.

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