He won't kill me (Voldemort x Flitwick)

Chapter 3: The cottage

"So where do you want to go?" Voldemort looked at Filius with such affection.

"I don't know"

"But you know I've always dreamed of living in a small cottage by the shore" they both said at the exact same time.

"Ok lets go get one then" Voldemort said

"But how will we just get one?" Filius asked with geniune curiousity.

"Simple, we find a house we like, murder the people in it and live there."

"Oh of course..... Tom, can I call you Tom?"

"No."

"Oh, ok-sorry"

They apparated to a small town on the southern coast of England, it was beautiful. They walked around a bit until they saw the perfect house.

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It was made from brick, with a slate roof, and there was a gravel path leading up the door and there was flowers and trees surrounding the wholoe house. They walked up the the door and knocked. An elderly man opened the door.

"Hello, can I help you?"

Voldemort barged in, pulling Flitwick with him,

"AVADA KEDAVRA"

The man dropped dead.

"Now what do we do with the body?" Flitwick asked.

"Cook it. It'll make a nice stew."

"Ooooh fancy"

Voldemort picked Filius up and Filius kissed on top of Voldemorts shiny bald head.