s t r e a m {SAPNAP}

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BEE POV

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MARCH 18TH

I had been in the SMP for a week now, and I was already causing chaos. I'd been trying to build my house when Tommy, the youngest boy and also the annoying Brit on the server kept destroying it. I didn't hesitate to kill him and he continued to scream at me.

I glanced at my phone and smiled. Nick from Tinder had messaged me again.

-Nick:
How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?

-Elisabeth:
Absolutely disgusting. Do not bring it up again

-Nick:
How dare you. Hawaiian pizza is amazing and I'll fight you over it.

-Elisabeth:
Don't make me put this on the internet

-Elisabeth:
They'll rip you to pieces over this

-Nick:
The war over Hawaiian pizza divides this country more than political parties

-Nick:
😒FINE, okay, how about this?

-Nick:
Toilet paper, under or over?

-Elisabeth:
OBVIOUSLY UNDER

-Elisabeth:
What kind of MANIAC puts it OVER?

I screenshot our conversation and move over to Twitter, where I crossed out both of our names and link it to my tweet.

-BEE (@LIBBEE)
Talking to this guy on tinder. Really liked him until this:
*1 Image attached*

I giggled and returned back to what I was building on Minecraft.

"CAN YOU STOP FUCKING KILLING ME, YOU DICKHEAD!" Tommy screamed into my ear after I murdered him a third time.

"Stop trying to ruin my house! Dream! DREAM! SAVE ME FROM THE CHILD!" I yelled back, running over to Dream's character and crouching behind him.

"Tommy," He said. "Stop trying to kill Bee."

Silence on Tommy's end, until--

"I'M NOT FUCKING KILLING HER!"

I roared with laughter and leaned back in my chair, shaking my head.

"I SWEAR TO--Oh, yeah?" We heard Tommy yell out to his mother. "Mum--I can't quiet down--mum! No don't come in, don't come in! I'm streaming! What do you mean the neighbors are gonna have a bother on? I can't quiet down--I'm the dirty crime child! MUM!"

I wheezed and slapped my hand onto my desk.

"Ickle Tommy-kins," I mocked, "Stop swearing, Tomathy! The neighbors are gonna have a bother on!!"

"Hey, DICKHEAD!" He said, slightly quieter this time. "Fuck off."

"Woah, Bee, I didn't know you were on Tinder," Dream said teasingly. "Does that mean we're breaking up?"

"WHAT?" I nearly screeched. "No no no no, don't let Tommy's chat get the wrong idea--DREAM! STOP!" I almost cried as he punched me to death. The death screen popped up and I buried my face in my hands. "Well, now we're breaking up." I muttered.

I quit in a rage and disconnected from the call, earning a few frantic calls from Clay in which I blatantly ignored. As I sat and stared at Tommy's stream in hiatus, I got a twitter notification. Sapnap had replied to my tweet with the embarrassed emoji.

After a few seconds, he DM'd me on discord.

Sapnap:
What's up with that tweet?

Buzzy-Bee:
What about it?

Sapnap:
What, you genuinely like that guy?

Buzzy-Bee:
Yeah, he seems cool. We've been talking for a few weeks now

Buzzy-Bee:
Why? Are you, dare I say, jealous?

Sapnap:
Do you even know what he looks like?

Sapnap:
He's probably a nerd or something.

Buzzy-Bee:
Even if he is, he lives in Texas and I actually like him

Buzzy-Bee:
Why are you being so weird about this?

Buzzy-Bee:
Dude, I know you don't really like me but whatever beef you have with me, can we put it aside?

Sapnap:
It's not that I don't like you

Sapnap:
I think you're super funny and you're cool

Buzzy-Bee:
So what's your problem with me?

Buzzy-Bee:
I'm not trying to sound mean, but ever since that manhunt you've been weird

Buzzy-Bee:
Is it because I kinda blew up?

Buzzy-Bee:
Look, Sapnap, I'm really sorry if you feel like I'm taking your friends away from you or something

Sapnap:
No I just haven't really gotten the time to know you

Sapnap:
But anyways

Sapnap:
I didn't know you were on Tinder

Buzzy-Bee:
Yeah, nobody really did until I posted that

Buzzy-Bee:
I didn't want my personal life mixed in with my career life

Buzzy-Bee:
But I figured as long as I crossed out the names neither of us would feel uncomfortable

Buzzy-Bee:
Why, do you think I should take it down? I didn't want someone to doxx me so that's why all my personal stuff is private

Sapnap:
Why didn't you want people to know you were on Tinder?

Buzzy-Bee:
Eh, it's more like, I don't want to give out my info to someone I meet on a dating app and then have them try to blackmail or something. So I just use my full name and shit. I should probably take down the tweet anyways, I didn't exactly ask for his permission to post it lmao

Sapnap:
Yeah...

Sapnap:
So, just wondering, where does this guy live?

Buzzy-Bee:
Are you trying to play the overprotective brother role?

Buzzy-Bee:
"Where does he live so I can go kick his ass" or whatever? lol

Sapnap:
No, it's more like

Sapnap:
It's more like I also live in Texas. And I've also been talking to someone on Tinder.

Sapnap:
And we also just had that same conversation about ten minutes ago.