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♥ Five messes around your room while you sleep. They mostly just move things around, and throw away your trash.

♥ If you're chub or plump, Five won't mind one bit. As long as they have someone to bug the shit out of, they're fine with your body type.

♥ If you have scars, Five would probably ask how you got them. After they find out, they might try and touch your scars. They're new to seeing scars on humans, so they want to find out.

♥ If you have any stretch marks, Five will straight up just examine them. Tell them to stop, they will not.

♥ If you're missing any limbs, Five won't mind, they'll actually reveal that one of their friends doesn't have arms. "If I'm fine with them, I'm fine with you,"

♥ If you're sensitive to sound, then you won't have that many problems. Five isn't loud that often. The only times they can be loud is when they're yelling at you, angry, or when they're in a different room.

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Being in a relationship with Six would include
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♥ Six being a small chaotic bitch and playfully biting you, even while you sleep.

♥ Sometimes waking up to see Six blowing bubbles in your room.

♥ Six sometimes calling you 'Fleshy'.

♥ Six attaching to your body when they sleep, she mostly attaches to your forearm.

♥ "I am so fucking taller than you, I weigh thousands more than you do, I can literally pick you up and throw you across my backyard, you have nothing that can prove you can cut my penis off!"

♥ Six constantly butting into everything you do. When you're reading, when you're watching a movie, when you're on the phone. It doesn't matter, they want to know what you're doing and who you're taking to.

♥ If you like to make bracelets, Six will definitely ask for one. And if you do make her one, she'll probably wear it everyday.

♥ If you wear a hoodie, Six will climb up into it and peak her head out.

♥ Six will bathe, but not enough to actually smell nice. So you just force her to take baths.

♥ She can fit in a bucket, so get ready to get surprises at Halloween.

♥ If something is on the floor near the staircase, Six will definitely kick it down the stairs no matter what it is. So be careful with what you leave next to the staircase..

♥ Six somehow singing in autotune.

♥ If you're chub or plump, Six wouldn't mind one bit, she'll just tickle you when she's bored. She's actually plump herself, so that's fine to her.

♥ If you have scars, Six will probably think they're from her, so she'll just ignore them.

♥ If you have any stretch marks, Six wouldn't mind. She'll be wondering how she doesn't have any though, since she's plump and from her knowledge, plump people have stretch marks.

♥ If you're missing any limbs, she won't mind. As long as she's able to bite you and run around the house like a maniac, it's fine with her.

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