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Grr bark bark- words are meaningless
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My legacy
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Tw: broken bone ment
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Thinking about this iconic vid again
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Sans soundin very mobster here
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(Tw: death) i dont know how to explain the vibes better than this fkfkfnfo
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god how must this sound out of context
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pap saying 'coition' alone is funnier than every joke i've ever made combined
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aggressively sex positive papyrus is the hc i didnt know i needed
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this feels like the video is lagging at points
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( tw: death)i know its cliche but. im cliche
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(Tw: death, murder) dont know how to describe this whiplash better gnmrd
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Tw: death, death of a loved one, body horror, blood
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(tw: blood) why does the clip this is edited on feel like discount sunny
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ASGKUJSDKHSDKF god. flowey flirting w other flowers,,,,
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love that the first thing on the list is 'you can race snails'
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heard the first one in a comic dub years ago n it was SO weird
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lord help me my brains regrading. im going back in time
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oh so thats why he's so fucked up
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the way asriel says 'howdy' is. way too funny for me
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glass houses ash
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dont ask about the video i dont live in this mans head
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the face is what got me hm. dont like that
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the idea of spongebob knowing what sex is is funny and horrible at once
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Admitting you have a problem is the first step to dealing with it
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(Tw: blood ment) dont know where this mental image came from tbh
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James' just on the floor at this point. Jessie dunt know wasapnin
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simultaneously serious and kinda funny
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I dont draw glasses cos i CANT draw glasses do not EVER think i dont love them
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Did i make this up???????
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Like that toby is a name i could buy sans giving him in-universe too
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Papyrus is the parent who says he doesnt like your dog but secretely loves him
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Just. Hanging there, all smiley.
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SOMEONE shat on the carpet earlier
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Same happy, affectionate babey-talk voice btw. No shift in tone
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I just,,,,i luv pap and Duggee
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Also heard 'yana' offered as the real name of these nameless chars
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James asks if he means 'pokemon mate or galarian mate' and he lost it
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This fucking exchange has stuck w me for years xjekfkkejf
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James is stupid meowth is ugly for context
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Meowth uses all the joke euthemisms 100% serious and genuinely
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(Tw: implied animal abuse) '5 years??????'
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Binge reader 15 chapters out of 32 last night 🎉
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I call her ying n see her as on oc cos im too insecure to read these properly
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this is the best line of roger rabbit tbh
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even meowths like 'if you say dat again you lose ya friend privilages'
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See the jokes got 2 layers cos cos of his voi
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KEKEKFKWKRKWKKDKE ladies this is when you know you've messed up
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(Slight oversharing) blease,,,i need to confess i need a priest or smth
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(Tw: unreality, death) 😳😌 i can be a little 'cringe' 'culture'. As a treat
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Oh no ndjejdjekjekfk
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Sexy clown...the aesthetic im reaching for
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Yes this is about the x reader
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If i didnt know any better i'd call him a smug little shit
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*farquad pointing* comic sans
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This joke has definitely been made before fkkfkekfkern
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BRO!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MY HEART!!!!!!!!
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'NOW PEOPLE WILL THINK MY BROTHER IS COOL TOO!! OR BLIND!!'
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'Good morning' i say at 10 to 4 in the morning, not having slept yet
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Who am i kidding jessie cant drive djckekejjdjd
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Wtf. Love that. Gotta tickle him to bring it out
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'hey bro-' 'OH JUST RUB IT IN WHY DONT YOU!'
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From an epic tiktok
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(Tw: death of a family member) Again, from an epic tiktok
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Top 10 diary of a wimpy kid moments
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how many years has it been since undertale came out bloo? Mamma mia...
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For context ying is slowly learning how to read papyrus' soul
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I love reading i love life i want to make fanart so bad im so happy
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Papyrus swearing is a global treasure
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The only good take on disbelief
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Everyones voice should be the same because thats just Good
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He still brings him the magazines whenever he sees them
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'*concerned* i dont think he knows what to do with himself when not travelling'
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One of my best posts this tbh
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Found this incorrect quote on my dash and IM
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'Fair enough'
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Underfell sans in fics be like
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'What do you mean they're tired??? They've been tired for days!!!'
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Again, epic tiktok
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'Cool url' *primary school voice* oooooooooo
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'I dont know how i should take that' GOD i wish our parliament was like this
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Archer: i want the record to reflect i did not call the boss an ignorant slut
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"'Stop tellin' me 'bout my pheromones' she said. 'I dont need help' she said"
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was this made just so undyne could call him a milf hunter? only partially
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Oh, dad? Porn? Porn, dad?
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13 year old sans was not amused. even less so at that same height at 25
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'dont worry alphys! i wont let you get picked last!' awwwwww
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cant think of any other reason he'd not be on paps' team
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'I'VE BEEN ON THE SAME TEAM AS SANS MY WHOLE LIFE, UNDYNE'
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take this away from me please
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Edgy Bloo Moment™
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Meowth has a meltdown halfway through replicating this
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Mimikyu is the person who wrote 'the beatles' in the tags
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You can go on dates where you sit and read about italy together awwww
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Y'know what? Fuck it. I want to read more, im getting a romance novel after this
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Get is cos. Cos these two are sexually frustrated on a boat
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Dont worry luvs you'll bang it out soon enough cmdkcjdkkfkc
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'Haha she wants to fuck a skeleton' bloo said, with 0 self awareness
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Dont know where this came from but tell me im wrong
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Family resemblance
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By marsmagery in tumblr
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papyrus sjghsdjhdsjhjsdfhdfj
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Struggeling to understand this cnfkfkwmjdjdke
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Not Amused
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Incorrect quotes w wobbs are so awkward ckckekfnennf
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Top 10 meowths twitter moments
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He's so confused that for once he doesnt respond w aggression
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More people need to voice papyrus swearing
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Dont rlly know Anything but think he'd be called a nonbinary man????
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'*sadly* i used to give toriel a bit of a bonezone'
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Based on a ramesh ranganathan bit but also i stand by letting him cos its funny
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My fav part abt this incorrect quote is 'sometimes'
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Proper sibling line that
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tw: mention of amputation
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love this headcanon
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tw: drinking discussion, alcoholism
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fruitlessly trying to hide his laughter as everyone stares
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If we meet irl im gonna give u 2 quid and tell u not to spend it all at once
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MFMDKRKKFKWKDKFKEKD so you see the paradox im dealing with.
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Bro mfkcskkfkd
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Why did this mental image make me burst out laughing
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Malewife milf hunter masochist papyrus
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He's autism your auner
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Pap gets his diagnosis and sans is like 'WOT. UR AUTISM?? THAT IS SO COOL...'
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Always on the lookout to prevent meltdowns cos he hates seein his bro go thru em
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Like he's got All the undiagnosed issues its fucking tragic
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The romance sap in me is up and awake and hungry
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God am i sad this is the most recent chap and its almost over
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Pap was the hardest bc his voice is so Clear most VA's sound very accurate
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(Tw: incest) this moment lives in my head rent free. Everyone lost their shit
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(Tw: same) God....these were the ONLY mentions of sans past the first vid too
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Dont know where this came from but feels like it checks out
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Teenage gio in a tracksuit
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It was so cute....and you know if us sans knew he'd get him one......
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Papyrus' voice never breaking is very funny to me cjkdemnfmr
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Swap pap is embarassed about it so sans keeps it secret
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Hc stolen from someone else but he's also as insecure as normal pap
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(Tw: internalised ableism) i'll explain next chap
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(Tw: same) doesnt rlly adjust his anxiety just goes up and up and up
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(Tw: drugs- weed) they see food they instantly turn their brains off
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'We're too sexy to know how to read'
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Cigs or fags thats all you get im afraid
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Sense of humour down the plug'oil
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Also they all shop at hot topic
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Shes second only to papyrus in terms of pitch
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Remember zarla made a banger comic about this
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The only ones allowed to be british are chara and MAYBE toriel
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Ok i actually imagine he'd try and mask it but still this is cracking me up
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Why are all my fav characters brooklyn,,,,,,,
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Tw: death
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they hang out and sing together,,,
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The only way they have, can and will ever show affection for one another
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admission dghsdhsyh srh
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Tw: death
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(Tw: death) when ur trying to watch sans die but he wont shut the fuck up
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(Tw: alcohol) They're also both rlly vocal and loud tv watchers
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Oof.
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Hits like. PEAK screach on the 'coward'
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'not today satan not today'
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asdgjsdkgjskdyhsru dfj
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jessie loses it in the background
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asjhjasghajdg
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ALWAYS wanted to make this joke as ut but didnt feel in char for paps
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I didnt like most au versions of these guys so i just made my own fkfjek
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This lives in my head rent free its SO funny
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Adapted everybody loves raymond quote
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This quote wasn't even FUNNY why am i like this
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Giving US papyrus normal paps's juvinial traits will never not make me laugh
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Tw: drugs ment- weed
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He says this with a completely straight face in a serious conversation
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Meowth doesnt rlly get human biology part 2
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You madman. You actually made disbelief fit the fight. How did you do that
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This could honestly work in normal UT but its funnier to me in US
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also partial to 'you feel sans sliding down your back'
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im both upset and impressed
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fuck. if i start writing sansby again i might have to use that
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Bleh. This term makes me feel icky
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Love this post cos it implies jessie left the team Just Because
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Undyne meeting sans: oh god theres two of them
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By 'off-brand' i mean they've had their misogyny washed out fjfjrjd
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(Tw: death ment) epic sibling moments
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Papyrus undertale does this
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3 most essential items in grizz's life (in order)
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I know they're all basically the same age but when compared to grizz...
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thats how it went right
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send post
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(tw: blood, death, knives ment) pls ignore the very obvious typo
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SDJGHSDJHDJAHETJHAWJSDHGJ epic gamer moment
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idiot hours
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this is literally the dynamic in the x reader word for word
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See the joke is that chara is aro
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Tw: drugs- crack
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also i feel like US undyne has a knife collection just cos sharp thing go brr
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picturing him delivering this like rlly awkwardly ashgjsdgh
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sigh
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based on my hc that US sans makes him packed lunches
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'WOWIE...I CANT BELIEVE ASGORES CLONE KNOWS WHO I AM'
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double trouble
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(Tw: bestiality) part 200 😔
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