"'Stop tellin' me 'bout my pheromones' she said. 'I dont need help' she said"

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Jessie: STOP TELLING ME WHEN IM OVULATING, MEOWTH!!!! ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING IM A GROWN WOMAN I CAN TRACK MY CYCLE MYSELF!!!!

Jessie, 2 months later looking at her pregnancy test: ok so-

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