Kiri + Kami Minecraft Adventures

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a/n: did you know that todokami exists? like- its a ship?

aaalso this isnt an actual chapter, just random moments while Kami and Kiri were playing Minecraft (:


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Kami: Hey Kiri, look at this diamond I found.
Kiri:
Kiri:
Kiri:
Kami: What?
Kiri: Sir that's coal.

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Kami: SHIT A ZOMBIE!
Kiri: It's day.
Kami: THEN WHAT'S THAT?!?!
Kiri: That's me.

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Kiri: Yo where you at?
Kami: I'm literally sitting right beside you.
Kiri: ... I meant in the game.

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Kami: I found a llama!
Kiri: That's... a chicken.

--- these are getting boring aren't they ---

Kiri: Yo you wanna get free diamonds?
Kami: YES.
Kiri: So first you gotta put all your stuff in this chest-
Kami: Done.
Kiri: Your armor too.
Kami: Okie. Done.
Kiri:
Kiri: *takes stuff and kills kami*
Kami: So uhh when do I get the diamonds?

--- yeah these are prob really boring ---

Kami: Baby shark too too too-
Kiri: Stop.
Kami: But I found a baby shark...
Kiri: That. Is. A. Chicken.

--- i should stop ---

Kiri: Yo I just built a Nether Portal. Can you come in with me?
Kami: Okay I'm in.
Kiri: Great can you go inside the lava?
Kami: I'm not stupid it's gonna kill me.
Kiri: But this is the Nether.
Kami: That doesn't change anything.
Kiri: It's a special Nether. You can't die.
Kami: *jumps in lava*

--- aight these are boring and weird but idc im making more --- 

Kami: DON'T MINE AT NIGHT!
Kiri: I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT THAT CAVE.
Kami: AND YOU'RE FEELING KINDA BRAVE.
Kiri: GO TO BED YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT.
Kami: DON'T MINE AT NIGHT.
Tokoyami, walking past because he just wanted coffee (at 3 AM): What is wrong with you?

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Kami: Yo come to my village for a second.
Kiri: Okay I'll be right there.
Kiri:
Kiri:
Kiri:
Kiri: Why are you publicly executing a villager?
Kami: His stuff is so expensive and he wouldn't make it cheaper!

--- aight this ones the last one ---

Kiri: Dude why'd you just log off?
Kami: I found a bunch of bats, but no Batman.

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a/n: i hoped you liked those. if u want i can do another chapter of random things like this---

anyway completely unrelated to this whole story, please input a straight ship that doesnt include anyone above age 18, bakugou, deku, or toga. Everyone else is fine. Plz input---

bai

shishiko

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