Kill kiss or marry + turtlejou confirmed

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A letter falls from the mail hole

Porpoise: yes! alright ppl. Time for another dare!

Everyone: UHGGGGGGG not again

Porpoise: this dare is from light_the_nightwing, he says he wants us to play kill kiss or marry!

Everyone: *writes down light_the_nightwing on their murder list*

Porpoise: how come all of a sudden everyone has murder lists

Everyone: *shrug*

Porpoise: anyway... we are going to do two rounds of it unless you guys want to give the readers a 70 word chapter

Readers: *pointing guns at them and holding up a sign that says no 70 word chapter*

Everyone: gulp 

Porpoise: pay attention. Anyway... kinkajou, kill kiss or marry, winter, Qibli, or moon?

Kinkajou: kill winter and Qibli, kiss moon, and marry TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter and Qibli: bruh that's not how it works

Peril: turtle isn't even an option

Turtle: *blushing*

Moon: at least I don't die :)

Kinkajou: of course not, I would never kill you moon!

Winter and Qibli: and you would kill us!? *attacks kinkajou*

Kinkajou: *throws pineapples at them* 

Winter and Qibli now need to be sent to the hospital 

Porpoise: time for our second round heheh. Moon, kiss kill or marry, prince Arctic, queen scarlet, or queen wasp.

Moon: ...

Moon: uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

1000000 years later

Moon: kill scarlet, kiss Wasp, marry *cough* *cough* prince Arctic

Umber: and a new darkstalker is born

Moon: Hey, it's not my fault. I was forced to choose him.

Porpoise: that's gonna end today's episode! Cya later.

Sorry for the short chapter 



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